IADL #46
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 Okay, the huffing and puffing isn't working. I guess I'll advise Big Bad to climb down the chimney... --Greg J
 Hmm... feet are on fire...better do something 'bout that... --Doc Evil
 This has got to be the lamest comedy club ever.... --Urthe
 During a shoot for his The Bricks of Toledo documentary, Enrique Ro captured Alice Freeblit's death jump immediately before impact. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 Knife...too sloppy. Gun...too trite. Cyanide...been there, done that. Pencil eraser...hey, now there's a challenge. --The guy behind the computer
 Having forgotten her safety bra, JoJo spends all day using her emergency "left arm boob sling." --Long Arrow
 "Damn. I hate when this happens. I just have to... calm... down... and... think... where is that brick wall?" --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 As you can see from this frame, the bullet has just exited the right side of her head, which means that the rifleman was to her left. Thus, we have conclusive proof of the Single Bullet Theory. --The Warren Commission Report on the Assasination of Bertha Morgenstern, page 1274 --The Lawyer
 Hmmm. If you divide the right side of the equation by pi, it balances out! I'd better call Dr. Hawking right away! --The Lawyer
 In the old days, the recipient of the skills of a firing squad was usually offered the traditional last cigarette. This political prisoner spends her last moments enjoying her "last shopping spree." --anon
 Photo enhancements indicate that the finger is inserted into the nostril up to the second knuckle. --S.Knott
 MayRuth ponders a future without 100mm More® cigarettes. --Ngoc van Trimble
 Rita Perlman tries to remember where she left her career... --The Sandman
 She works hard for her money. So hard for it honey. She works hard for her money, so you better treat her right. --Jojo the Soiv
 The pre-Glasnost Soviet version of '21 Jump St', '37a Nevsky Prospekt' never really took off in this country, despite being picked up by UPN. --Jojo the Spiv
 Quiz time! Is this woman lying on her back, or is she actually standing??? --Don Spudleone
 Marilyn contemplates her next move: clothes not from 1967 OR a hairstyle that won't wake the dead. --Don Spudleone
 Little did Jean know that while she was trying to figure out where she parked her car, a nearby wall was sneaking up behind her.... --Don Spudleone
 Margaret had failed Camouflage 101 yet again. --Don Spudleone
 Go on, Mary, kill all the children at the daycare center. Would your invisible friend ever lie to you? --Don Spudleone
 It's all fun and games until your water breaks. --Don Spudleone
 And Sue flashes back to the seventies, where acid trips and line dancing was her life. --anon
 Darn! Got the fan belt he wanted .. what was that other stuff?? Starts with a "br" sound - bras? Brillo pads? Peanut brickle? --not elsie
  " ELVIS " cigarettes: A hunka-hunka burnin' lung! --Doc Evil
 Greta understood that it was a smoke-free building, but she thought it was a little extreme that the only designated smoking area was a narrow ledge five stories up. --anon
 JoLene ignored the advice the others gave her, and insisted on turning tricks wearing stirrup pants. --Guy Smirky
 Cover of the best-selling "How to Pick Your Nose and Look Introspective." --Greg J
 Atlas has the world to hold on his shoulders, Marvis has this wall. --Don Spudleone
 Unaware that a falling brick wall was about to smash her lifeless, Erdine wondered why she had choosen to wear different colored socks. --BrickBat
 Huh... my finger never smelled like THAT before... --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 Okay, web browsers. How many of you think that Robert Redford would STILL pay $1,000,000 to sleep with Demi Moore --ThreeSwords Delamitri

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