High Quality Olson Twins! Our last pair! You can train them like helper monkies! --Mr. ?
And now it's time for Panty Cam! --Mr. ?
"Look Daddy, that lady's got a goatee!" --I am Kirok!!!
Enrique knew that Lisa would notice him as soon as he tricked out the baby trailer with curb feelers, custom alloy rims, Pioneers amps and bitchin' low rider hydraulics. --Mycroft
Timoteo checked out the passing babes while he waited for the other fourteen passengers to arrive. --Mycroft
Hey, Dad, that's some fine bitch, ain't she? --Jenn Dolari
Frank Gifford: The Movie --Jenn Dolari
Jesus Christ, now THAT'S a fucking ass pimple! --Rabbi JFK Jr.
"Biological clock ticking lady? I make you great deal! Name brand orphans! Special deal just for you!" --Brandolon Hill
"Spare change? C'mon, these kids are LL Bean and you want to see them wearing that cheap shit from Lands' End? You heartless bastard!" --Kearney
"c'mon, I'm bein' real endearing here!" --anon
Alms for the strange... alms for the strange... --Dangergirl
"SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY AT VANDEMERE SPEEDWAY! SEE BIG DADDY DON GARLITZ AND HIS NITRO-BURNING WEE TYKES TEAM!!" --LuvBJones
Mrs. Marshall decided Mr. Garza wasn't working out as a live-in nanny when little Margaret's first words turned out to be "nice cans". --jfis
Hey dads - squatting down under pretense to talk to your spawn not only gives you a better vantage point, but conceals that woody, too! -Married & Still Horny: A Guide for the Pathetic --Samwise (Just wait...I'll be doing that in 10 years...)
"What the fuck are YOU lookin' at?" Phil knew he had trained his children well. --Crack Baby
Terminator 3: The Terminator is sent back in time to prevent the Olsen Twins from establishing their reign of terror, but is distracted by a nice set of gams. --Wabewalker
Raymond takes his daughters out shopping for a "new mommy" but so far the only one they'd taken interest in was the 250lb bearded woman in the bakery who'd given them free cookies. --A Grouch
"Are you my mommy?" said all three of them simutaneously. --crispy