IADL #466
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 High Quality Olson Twins! Our last pair! You can train them like helper monkies! --Mr. ?
 And now it's time for Panty Cam! --Mr. ?
 "Look Daddy, that lady's got a goatee!" --I am Kirok!!!
 Enrique knew that Lisa would notice him as soon as he tricked out the baby trailer with curb feelers, custom alloy rims, Pioneers amps and bitchin' low rider hydraulics. --Mycroft
 Timoteo checked out the passing babes while he waited for the other fourteen passengers to arrive. --Mycroft
 Hey, Dad, that's some fine bitch, ain't she? --Jenn Dolari
 Frank Gifford: The Movie --Jenn Dolari
 Jesus Christ, now THAT'S a fucking ass pimple! --Rabbi JFK Jr.
 "Biological clock ticking lady? I make you great deal! Name brand orphans! Special deal just for you!" --Brandolon Hill
 "Spare change? C'mon, these kids are LL Bean and you want to see them wearing that cheap shit from Lands' End? You heartless bastard!" --Kearney
 "c'mon, I'm bein' real endearing here!" --anon
 Alms for the strange... alms for the strange... --Dangergirl
 "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY AT VANDEMERE SPEEDWAY! SEE BIG DADDY DON GARLITZ AND HIS NITRO-BURNING WEE TYKES TEAM!!" --LuvBJones
 Mrs. Marshall decided Mr. Garza wasn't working out as a live-in nanny when little Margaret's first words turned out to be "nice cans". --jfis
 Hey dads - squatting down under pretense to talk to your spawn not only gives you a better vantage point, but conceals that woody, too! -Married & Still Horny: A Guide for the Pathetic --Samwise (Just wait...I'll be doing that in 10 years...)
 "What the fuck are YOU lookin' at?" Phil knew he had trained his children well. --Crack Baby
 Terminator 3: The Terminator is sent back in time to prevent the Olsen Twins from establishing their reign of terror, but is distracted by a nice set of gams. --Wabewalker
 Raymond takes his daughters out shopping for a "new mommy" but so far the only one they'd taken interest in was the 250lb bearded woman in the bakery who'd given them free cookies. --A Grouch
 "Are you my mommy?" said all three of them simutaneously. --crispy

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