IADL #50
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 Whaddya maen my money's no good?!?!?! It only smells that way because I keep it in my socks! --SnArL
 Ted Danson tries to forget his fateful Friar's Club roast at Chuck-E-Cheese. --anon
 Butchey found that his Al Jolson routine was not well received in the bank lobby. --BrickBat
 But it worked for Gene Wilder in Silver Streak!... --BrickBat
 Let me get this straight, you pay me $1 to take my picture, and you also guarantee that I'll have a presence on the Internet as well? --Coyote
 Don waits for the cashier. Soon, he will have a quarter, and soon, he can dial the clue-phone. --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 Frank makes a few extra bucks on weekends by letting people peek into his "flip-top" head. --Frank's Neurosurgeon
 He had already bought a new shirt, a goofy hat, and a salad bar, but Jamal knew that there was much more out there, waiting to be purchased. --Tom Fulp
 Strangely enough, this is not a shirt, but a full-torso tattoo. --Johnny at the Hep Clinic
 A stark reminder of the possible side effects of melatonin abuse. --Ngoc van Trimble
 As part of his initiation into the "Junior Crips", young Jamal is sent to the local arcade to roll 8-year olds. --kafka
 With such a dashing T-shirt and a large wad of cash, sex will come in over-abundancy for Cletus. --Don Spudleone
 Five dollah at the rolla rink? Me love you long time! I kiss you, make you wiggleskate. --Scot Kelly
 After waiting for three hours, Robert came to the conclusion that his gradeschool obsession, Ares, wasn't meeting him for dinner. --Tom Fulp
 Ares, once a mighty God of War, is now a minor deity of bowling. --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 Shee-yit. I got this handful o' money and can't find no Scrabble game nowhere. --The Lawyer
 The mall's mannequins are becoming more and more realistic looking. Unfortunately, they still can't dress 'em worth a damn. --Don Spudleone
 Robert finds out that even the Grim Reaper has fallen on hard times, as his soul was sold for a paltry $5. --Don Spudleone
 Dick Clark's years of hair coloration treatments finally shows its disastrous side effects. --Don Spudleone
 Ike Turner realized he had hit bottom when he started hustlin' pre-teen boys at games of Motal Kombat 3. --Count Chuckula
 If you're going to taunt me with the cloying smell of freshly fried Churros, be here to take my money, wretched Siren! --Hirohito Gamura
 Y'know, chicks really dig...Hey, wait a minute! That's ME in that picture. This shit isn't funny, you fucking jerks! I'm gonna call my lawyer! When we get through with you, you'll be running this fucking page on a Commodore PET, you bastards. --Capt. phealy
 Dude, I was making Exstacy, using this recipe I got off the Internet? But there's a big typo - it supposed to be "H2O" but it says "H2O2" ! Whatta burn! --not elsie

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