IADL #53
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 "...note especially the vibrant , yet tasteful , rendition of Presley's cape. Truly a masterful example of the Jalisco school of black velvet painting." --not elsie
 Robert was always jealous of Thelma's armpit hair. --Don Spudleone
 Come on, Mom, just for once let me order my own damn food! --Don Spudleone
 I don't think wiping the manager's nose is going to get us better service..... --Don Spudleone
 Harold reaps the benefits of buying his date a double cheeseburger. --Coyote
 Dammit Louise! I know you're "Sure," they know you're "Sure"...NOW PUT YOUR FREAKIN' ARM DOWN ALREADY! --toade
 The "Braille School of Dirty Dancing" was immensely popular with both the visually impaired and pretenders. Unfortunately, the vice-squad shut them down. --Coyote
 Stretch Armstrong gets a sex change. --Cheezo
 Fist-the-mechanical-bull night was a big hit at Slim's until "The Incident." --Ngoc van Trimble
 "... curly fries, a chocolate shake, Heil Hitler, and a Chicken Fajita Madness, easy on the hot stuff. --Menace
 "Dammit, Lois! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm the one that flies!!" --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 Bob would have saved Mary from the Great Dane chewing her hand off, but he got distracted by beer nuts. --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 As Ruth walked along, claiming the mall in the name of Spain, Jeb becomes aware of his eyelids. --ThreeSwords Delamitri
 Though the shiny sign beckoned him down to the seventh circle of hell, Roy was having too much fun up on the sixth to leave now. --Adam Cadre
 Nein, nein, I have told you a thousand times, Adolf is dead! --Sauk Hawk
 Dave Thomas on another late-night romp with a hooker. --anon
 Roy was grateful. The magical, floating arrow always showed him where he was. --anon
 Sam pretends not to notice as his wife stuffs a crisp $100 into the G-string of the buff Chippendale. --anon
 A friendly pat on the head reinforces cashier speediness. --Soil Creep
 I'll ease the grip on your throat as soon as you give me my collectible Ziggy glass. --Soil Creep
 Joanne was an expert at pointing, as her arm tapered down to a needle's width at the end. --Soil Creep
 We're saved! We can buy pants here! --Soil Creep
 The minutes ticked by. His wife had finished Swan Lake and begun Les Sylphides. And his Eggy Scrambler was nowhere in sight. --Soil Creep
 For the last time, Martha, I don't want to sniff your arm! --Tom Fulp

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