IADL #56
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 This parrot wouldn't "voom" if you put 50,000 volts through it! --Cosmo
 Decisions, decisions... be snubbed by the clerk on the left or abused by the one on the right? --UnDees
 I'm sorry sir, I'm required to ignore you for 15 minutes before acknowledging your presence. Now I'll just have to start over again... --Keef
 This is a stick up!!! Gimme....uhhh..Gimme all of whatever you guys have here! --anon
 See the pale skin, the widow's peak, the fangs?!?! Do you think I came to this blood bank to make a fucking deposit? --Riff
 ... and if you don't give me all your money, I'll release this deadman's switch and plaster my sodden remains from here to New Jersey! And that'll be real hard to clean up, let me tell you! --Riff
 Then Willy realized with hooror that yes, he loved the smell of bureacracy. --Count Chuckula
 No no no. I haven't come for a job. I've come to kill you. --Cheezo
 There's nothing especially suspicious about Larry. But the woman in the vest figured she'd better hit the silent alarm a few times, just in case. --Adam Cadre
 Peebo, eagerly awaiting his turn to make a deposit, keeps the tiny white phial warn in his hands. --The Sandman
 He put his hand in his armpit and then made a similar noise with his two palms. But nothing could get their attention. The workers were efficient. Totally on task. Unshakable. --ChoppingBlock
 Yes, I'd like to apply for a job. I hear that you have to hire a certain number of dwarves and...what? Just two? Damn! --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Those guys at NASA must really be pissed off. That sattellite is supposed to be taking pictures of supermodels, not old schmucks in the bank. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Bank Robbery Rule #3: You get faster service when you stick up an OCCUPIED teller window. --Don Spudleone
 This is obviously not any government agency -- there are more attendants than customers. --Don Spudleone
 Bob demanded that his doctor give him his rectal examination. Little did he know that this was the Social Security Office.... --Don Spudleone
 Once again, Captain Kirk gets the "full body" camera shot, while Mr. Sulu and Chekhov go headless. --William S.'s Agent

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