IADL #57
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 When she hocked her bloody liver out through her mouth, Wilma knew she was indeed ill --BrickBat
 Grandma Keane gets attacked by a rabid chipmunk. --Cheezo
 Reason 209: Plaid Sucks. --Cheezo
 Personally, I think " Dark Shadows " was HIGHLY overrated... --Doc Evil
 So THAT'S what a grue looks like! --Doc Evil
 On her left hand, the shiny black van of the evil Illuminatti's "New World" Order; richly upholstered and seductively warm. At her right hand, the dank, blurry brown horse of Upright Virtue and Godliness.Either way would be hell on her new shoes. --not elsie
 Though the rain was fierce, nothing could extinguish the burning entity Sally Jesse Rapheal saw before her. "This is a sign," she thought. --ChoppingBlock
 Ok, ok, vertical stripes make you look taller, horizontal stripes make you look wider. So what do the two combined make you look? Stupid and old. --Don Spudleone
 I think there's a Wheat Chex comment to be made here..... --Don Spudleone
 Our 2nd grade teacher has hit hard times and now works the corner of 5th and Main --six. and raistlin
 Little did Edith know that the Taste Police, hiding in their black minivan, would soon make her pay for wearing that plaid jacket. --Emil Blovin
 Sure they're cheap, and the mileage is terrific, but as Edna has just found out, one of the drawbacks to buying a subcompact is the statistically significant chance that it'll be eaten by a giant chicken. --Adam Cadre
 Matilda shouted "get a shorter cord, you bungie-jumping loon," but she knew her words fell upon deaf ears. --shred
 First the beehive. Then the Rachel. Now the Moe. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Marilyn surveyed the situation. Before her spread the terrible Bog of Despair and Pain, the only thing keeping her from the Holy Minivan. Many a brave adventurer had perished in this very place, she knew, but they did not wear the Great Plaid Armor, crafted by Froolac himself... --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Clip from The Bangles newest single, A Gloomy Shade of Summer --Don Spudleone
 Come rain, come stupidity, come hell or high water, the Dysfunctional Life will always be there. --Don Spudleone
 Do not adjust your monitor. The image of the woman is affecting the brightness of the scene and measures are being applied to correct the situation. --Don Spudleone
 From "Medical Breakthroughs Magazine": Looks like a purse, right? Guess again! It's a coordinated colostomy bag cleverly disguised as a purse. --William S.'s Agent
 The elderly and the first cold rainy day of the year mean only one thing: Mothball-scented plaid! --anon

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