IADL #69
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 Hmmm...looks like you're 'bout a quart low, Sarah... --Doc Evil
 Now * THERE'S * somethin' ya don't see everyday...A ' FRESKA ' VENDING MACHINE!!! --Doc Evil
 It's the coolest thing! I stick my finger in this ear, and voila ! A giant Peppermint Pez comes out her other ear! --not elsie
 WOW! I can taste HER candy if I put MY finger here! --Chucky
 What would * YOU * do for a Klondike bar? --Doc Evil
 ...and when I suddenly yank my finger outta her ear, listen for the audible " THOONK! " --Doc Evil
 "Hey! No waxy buildup! Way to Q-Tip, Jackie!" --Emil Blovin
 Having lost the bet, Sherry had to scratch Marla's ear whenever it itched for a whole 24 hours. --The Lawyer
 Liz blocks the light shining through Samantha's head. --The Lawyer
 Gaining his victim's trust with sweets, the T-1000 Terminator finger-spike's his 135th Sarah Conner. --not elsie
 These chicks will do anything for free chocolate! --Riff
 Linked by only a single finger, the psychic girls could describe in detail what the other had tasted. --ChoppingBlock
 Vending Machine Ettiquette Broken Rule #37: Fingering another Eater. --ChoppingBlock
 "As you can see, since my fingertip is smeared with DMSO, Julie here is actually tasting this year-old hotdog I'm sucking on." --Alexander Shearer
 Their parents figured that if the Good Lord had decided that their daughters should be born joined at the ear and fingertip, who were they to question God's will? --not elsie
 Nora teases Betty mercilessly by pointing out her misplaced nipple. --Thomas Wilde
 Wev'e got two new words for your vocabulary SpinnWebe: Restraint-fuckin'-Order! --Doc Evil
 Hey, this is cartoon #69! BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAA! Get it? 69! Number SIXTY-NINE! Whooo-hoo! ( well SOMEBODY had ta say it! ) --Doc Evil
 We've got two women, and they're eating, and there's a prominent finger. I think the difficult zone is going to be the difficult zone. --anon
 The second time they were approached by the SpinnWebe photographer, "Autumn" began crying, while "Sandy" sounds her "rape whistle." Airport security soon drove the photographer off. --R. Jewel
 Okay, gang, Question: Just exactly what HAPPENED to the girl in the blue shirt between the time the last photo was taken, and this one was taken?? --M. Factor
 I've got to do this, otherwise the North Sea pours out of her head. --Deacon
 This must be one of those secret Masonic handshakes. --Greg J
 Remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't---never mind, I guess you can. --Greg J
 While both absent-mindedly sucking on batteries, Sue accidentally, and tragically, completed the circuit. --Matt Morin
 If you stick your finger into Jenny's ear, she magically turns into Eric Idle! --Don Spudleone
 This is the "Binge" picture. The "Purge" picture will be made available around #75 or so. --Pastor of Muppets
 Wait a minute. . . .there's only two handbags in this picture! They're not the girls from caption #66! These are IADL wannabes! --Don Spudleone
 1. They're women; 2. Their slapstick isn't good enough; 3. There are *3* Stooges, not 2!! Stupid hacks.... --Don Spudleone
 As long as they had their fingers, they always had entertainment. . . . --Don Spudleone
 The Motel 6 night desk man comes through with the "special request" for room 237. --Ngoc van Trimble
 Ok, forget figuring out what cute caption to make of this picture and worry more about WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE EATING! --Don Spudleone
 It's the girls from picture #66 again! What are you, gluttons for punishment? Isn't getting called a pair of dykes 400 times enough for you? Gods! --Thomas Wilde
 The problem here is, we ran through all of the lesbian and colostomy bag jokes last time. The only thing left is, pull my finger! --Thomas Wilde

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