IADL #70
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 What do I look like? Uh...I'm 6'4", 215 lbs and I enjoy waterpolo, rock climbing and small boys. --Matt Morin
 Wowzers! The " ColecoVision Adam! " I'm in da big leagues now!!! --Doc Evil
 This "Men of the Internet" calendar was a bad idea from the beginning, guys. --Thomas Wilde
 You wait. Mario's telling him to do something, and I, for one, am not sticking around to find out what that is. --Thomas Wilde
 Black monitor... psychedelic t-shirt... lookin' cool, lookin' now! --Emil Blovin
 Fuck DOOM. You haven't lived 'till you've mastered the high-speed action of Missle Command! --Riff
 Chuck's system and furniture are both state-of-the-art. Now, if we could just get him to upgtade his shirt ... --Riff
 Okay Angels. Good Work. Now I would like you to remove your sweaters for Charlie. --ChoppingBlock
 LIVE. UNCENSORED. ON THE POST-CELEBRITY CHAT LINE: TV's Ralph Mouth's darkest fetish fantasies. --ChoppingBlock
 Cosmic, man...he's looking at himself, on IADL, looking at himself, on IADL, looking at himself... --Thomas Wilde
 Crap, ANOTHER nutsack tryin' to get in the ' Stupid Zone ' on purpose...geez... --Doc Evil
 Wow, the Web is getting really big. There must be dozens of sites! --His Imperial Majesty
 Here we see the grueling task of weeding out captions like this underway. --Bill Fortier
 Bil Keane at work at the Family Circus Disfiguring Poses Simulator. --Bill Fortier
 Like this NEEDS a caption, guys. --Pastor of Muppets
 "Nurse, get a wrist splint to Room 12, stat!!" --From the "E.R." Cutting Room Floor
 I can't get "TEENAGE STRIPPERS IN HEAT"! @#*& parental control!!! --Marty Rotten
 Dude, check this out! It's a NeXTstation, man, a computer that's almost as weird and unappealing as my t-shirt! --Ron Denton
 Behind the scenes of Kathy Lee's homepage: a sweatshop filled with computer geeks. --Don Spudleone
 A rare glimpse at the man who accounts for the 80% pornography traffic on the Internet. --Don Spudleone
 We blurred the computer screen so you wouldn't see the shameful smut Mike is masturbating to. We gave Mike no such blurring, because, frankly, he's a putz. --Pastor of Muppets
 James openly discusssed his sexual fetish with machinery; the computer wished to remain anonymous. --siren
 Heh! I've seen Tron. I know better than to turn my back on The Digitizer! --Bill Fortier
 Gee, the Neo-Luddite Homepage doesn't get updated very often. --His Imperial Majesty

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