IADL #71
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 Fred had finally had enough of Angela's pan fetish, and went to look for the potato chip aisle. --alanon
 Are they pants? Are they shorts? You decide... --Duke of Kings
 Hmmm! these are a little lighter than the iron skillet at home, but I bet I can still dent that bastard's noggin --BrickBat
 For some odd reason, the word " bunn warmer " suddenly springs to mind... --Doc Evil
 Missed him again! Damn, these pots are hard to throw! --anon
 ...and don't come back until you've found where the skillets are. --The Lawyer
 Thalidomide. Just say no. --The Lawyer
 "They call her Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning...." --The Lawyer
 This shot was panned by all the critics... --Urthe
 Hey, Julia Child looks pretty darn good from the back! --anon
 "Mmmmm. Y'know what they say about a guy wearing big shorts...." --anon
 An interview with a "Psychic Friends Network" employee goes tragically wrong when our interviewer asks Sheryl to demonstrate telekeneisis at the local Piggly-Wiggly. --Pastor of Muppets
 Spiderwoman caught in the act of using her special web-slinging abilities to corral dates. --Don Spudleone
 Wait, she's not a frying pan model! She's a Wal-Mart Amazon Warrior! --Don Spudleone
 No matter how seductively Marge hung around the frying pan rack, she could not attract the right male. --Don Spudleone
 The Wicked Witch of the Wal-Mart sent forth her army of the undead to bring her back a Salad-Shooter! --Don Spudleone
 "John, wait! My ass is stuck in this frying pan!" --Emil Blovin
 Leaving nothing to chance, Maxine tests each and every pan to see which will best fit her left buttcheek. --The Sandman
 Come back! Touch my hands. I've been soaking in it. --ChoppingBlock
 "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!" --Thomas Wilde
 Now my utensil minions - slay the strange-haired heathen while he is still distracted by the bread products! --Alexander Shearer
 Hey, Chester, get back here so I can give you your beating! --Brian Thompson
 Beth has seen at least a hundred doctors, but not one could explain the magnetic attraction of cookware to her ass. --Matt Morin
 Jerry, don't go! I'll even let you use the 3-speed mixer on me! --Matt Morin
 After a sexy romp in a NY bar where she left her bra, wild woman Julia Roberts goes looking for post-Lovette man #1 at Walmart. --Matt Morin
 Look Spinnwebe, when I said that I wanted a pan shot of some girls' ass... --Doc Evil

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