IADL #72
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 Attention passengers: We are encourting mild IADL. Please fasten your seatbelts, and do not panic if we hit a caption. --Neo Magus
 Fear not, for the Lord sends you a message of great joy. The radiance of God has shone upon thee...hey are you even paying attention? --Greg J
 To the dismay of his neighbor, Aaron joins the "mile high club" alone. --Greg J
 To the disapproval of the other passengers, Wanda reinacts every single scene from "Deep Throat." --Matt in the Hat
 Always the practical joker, Henny plants newborn baby mice in his sister's peanut bag --BrickBat
 Cedric is more amused than alarmed with his wife's spontaneous combustion --BrickBat
 ..67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer...hey, how come you're not singing along any more? --Greg J
 Attention, passengers. Due to the unexpected outbreak of a lethal and highly contagious virus, the plane will be making an unscheduled landing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Thank you for choosing Pandora Airlines. --Riff
 Robert was too fixated on the freak next to him to worry about the gremlin giving the wing a new asshole. --Don Spudleone
 I'm not kidding! The pilot's dick is this big! --The Lawyer
 I am not going to look at that man again! He does not have a camera! You're just making that up to avoid finishing your lunch! --not elsie
 Sarah tries to describe the "Window Goblin" to her skeptical seatmate. --D-Zyn
 Go INTO the light, Carrie! --Pastor of Muppets
 Flight 800 enters the Difficult Zone. --Bill Fortier
 Hey, baby, wanna be on the Internet? --Don Spudleone
 Isn't that beautiful? The flames shooting out from the wing are as dazzling as the sunset. --Don Spudleone
 So what if you found a finger in your chicken?! Hey, the meal's free! --Don Spudleone
 "Aaaa! My omelette is moving!" --Emil Blovin
 The inflight meal was so tasteless, so utterly inedible, that Diane was forced to eat the guy in the next seat. --Thomas Wilde
 Wait a minute, thought Nora,That's not real mucus. --Cheezo
 Robert Downey Jr. shows his new-found friend how to snort smack from the crease of the in-flight magazine. --Matt Morin
 An unidentified woman screams in pain as a US Star Wars satellite misfires, sending a 700 billion candle power laser through the jet window. Luckily, she was saved from being vaporized by her serving tray (which was not in its upright position.) --Matt Morin
 "Each Valujet flight terminates in a bright light at the end of a long tunnel, where a warm and benevolent presence greets you..." exerpt from the new brochure, Valujet, fly the eternal skies --The Sandman

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