IADL #78
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 A reject from Cosmopolitan's Most Elligible Bachelors Issue: Burt from Yuma, Arizona. --ChoppingBlock
 Little Jack Horner Stood in the Corner and unbuttoned his bluejeans Fly, He stuck in a Fork and pulled out his Pork and and said Oh! What I'll do when I'm High! --UnkaJimmy
 Nelson J. Rockefeller lives it up. --Don Spudleone
 Years of constant blows to the head left Dave unclear whether you hold the hot dog in your hand and put the beer on the barbecue or vice versa. --Christina
 40 captions and not word one about the fuse box behind him? C'mon, get with it people... --Doc Evil
 Wow! These X-ray specs really DO work! --ZUG
 Frankfurters, scrambled eggs, and beer: the breakfast of champions. --ZUG
 They shaved Chewbacca! AAIIIIEEEEE!!! --Doc Evil
 You know, it was funny the first couple of times, but I'm starting to think these "Weekend At Bernie's" movies are getting a bit old. --Greg J
 Listen up, ya nutsacks...I'll make the next three " Star Wars " films when I'm good and goddamn READY!!! Now, leave me th' fuck alone. --Doc Evil
 Thank god his fly is zipped!!! --Duke of Kings
 Here's the unabomber's summer barbeque.... --Duke of Kings
 If you have any information on Hector Penisco call 1-800-CRIME95 --Duke of Kings
 Calvin Kline's reject photo #156. --Duke of Kings
 The prison body-cavity searches get more and more scary.... --Don Spudleone
 The hat I can make fun of. The shirt is a joke itself. I ain't going to mention ANYTHING about that weiner he's got in his hand.... --Don Spudleone
 My Mom always did know how to barbeque with style. --Don Spudleone
 With hotdog in hand, Jeb prepares to face the world of prejudiced hamburger eaters. --Don Spudleone
 He's not kissing his beer nor is he wearing deer antlers. I say let him wear that shirt! He's earned it! --Don Spudleone
 After winning the Thunderdome, the Road Warrior takes a vacation.... --Don Spudleone
 Burt Wolf in his biker-cook years. --Don Spudleone
 Ted Bundy was always the first one there at the Serial Killers Cookout..... --Don Spudleone
 Let's see... you wanted 40 'wiener' jokes, right? --Emil Blovin
 Beer, barbecue, dazed expression... man, this is a "Rescue 911" episode in the making. --Emil Blovin
 No! No! It's not the hot dog that's sick, you fools! That's a cover! It's the fact that this man has no eyeballs!! --Dead Parrot
 A portrait of Oscar Meyer-Wiener: the man who sang the jingle and got his wish ... --Riff
 This is what happened to the last guy who made an insulting caption about me. Well, part of the last guy. --ChoppingBlock
 Always wary of being outdoors, no one ever had any fun in the Witness Protection Program. --Matt in the Hat
 Brad Pitt - the later years. --Matt in the Hat
 Finally exposed: The reason the BioDome didn't work. --Matt in the Hat
 When Billy was told to go sit in the corner until he behaved, he figured he ought to take advantage of the situation. --Matt in the Hat
 Dave McDingus: satisfied weiner-owner. --The Sandman
 A less-than-completely successful variation on the back-scratcher. --The Sandman
 "Uh, Donny? Your toilet is overheating, man..." --The Sandman
 This is the only guy in the world who can differentiate between Bud, Bud Dry and Bud Ice. --Matt in the Hat
 That dashing new shirt will be the rage of the trailer park! --Don Spudleone
 Subtly intimidated by the weinie, Klaus slips into "cool" mode. --Ngoc van Trimble
 Take this guy, insert one incredibly conveniently placed weiner, and you, my friends, get caption gold! --Thomas Wilde
 Wait a minute...that's not a hot dog! --I am so, so sorry.
 WHY is this guy grilling hot dogs in a roadside mens room? --Doc Evil
 A picture of Dave, the coolest R.A. a frosh could have. Taken during his 15th consecutive "junior" year. --Retard
 Larry was unable to resist the temptation to ask passing women to "taste his meat". --Riff
 Hmmm. Forked weiner near crotch. Booze on unused grill. Guy who looks like he just stepped out of "Goober Monthly." Yep, the "Stupid Zone" has taken human form once again. --Pastor of Muppets
 I don't know what that is, but you'd better not be happy to see me! --The Outsider
 Ralph being the macho guy he is, picked his severed dick up off the patio with a barbeque fork! --BrickBat
 After a series of box office flops,Sly Stallone humbly rediscovers chicken franks. --BrickBat
 Trapper John, Hibachi warrior... --Doc Evil

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