IADL #81
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 15 captions and nobody's commented on her "Breeding Area" T-shirt. Frankly, I'm dissappointed. --Riff
 "Rocky Horror Picture Show Part II" did so poorly at the box office, free balloons were given with each ticket. --alanon
 Let's see...inflatable woman joke: done. Condom joke: done. Airhead joke: done. "I blew these" joke: done. All that's left is the classic "colostomy bag" joke. --alanon
 You idiots! You messed up my order! I said I wanted an INFLATABLE woman! --Don Spudleone
 Performance artist Sally Shrumpkin does her impression of the American political process. --kafka
 Yes, a bottomless saleslady will sell more of ANYTHING, but if you haven't shaved your legs for 4 years..... --Don Spudleone
 Proof positive that Roxanne was full of hot air. --Don Spudleone
 Guess how many piercings her clit has, win a balloon! --Don Spudleone
 A close up of the "unidentified object" photographed in the outer stratosphere by the latest NASA mission gave us a shocking image. --Greg J
 Just a simple sex-change operation and Elvis was free to leave his life of glamor behind to follow his dream of performing at rich kids' birthday parties. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 $50 for a blowjob and a balloon's free! --Don Spudleone
 Inside one of these balloons is the air that once filled Janice's head....let's find out which one it is, shall we? --Don Spudleone
 If she starts talkin' like a chipmunk...KILL HER!!! --Doc Evil
 I'll bet her boyfriend would be pissed if he knew what I was thinking right now.... --The Lawyer
 Few sales were made at the Strippers Used Balloon Extravaganza. --ChoppingBlock
 The Marketing Prostitute's pick-up line: Well, I've blown all these haven't I? --ChoppingBlock
 Condoms, getcha condoms here! Can't get some without condoms! Getcha condoms here! --The Most Rev. Holy-Oley
 The funeral was beautiful. They released the balloons sending Herve Villachez far up into the clouds to meet his true Paradise. --ChoppingBlock