IADL #83
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 "I though bondage would be more fun than this. Maybe if I got another person to join me.." --anon
 Funeral directors have the weirdest sense of humor.... --Don Spudleone
 Jesus tries to unwrap himself from the Shroud of Turin... --Doc Evil
 WHOA-OAH! The ' Creeping Terror ' left a big doo-doo! --Crow T. Robot
 ...and this room has track lighting, a dalmatian spot motif carpet, wide ceilings...pay no attention to that over in the corner; it's just something left here by the previous owner. Now look at the space in this bathroom... --Greg J
  Cruella DeVille finally basks in the luxury of her new Dalmation Chevy van carpets. --Fracas
 Dude, that is, like, the biggest doobie I've ever seen.... --Don Spudleone
 Slowly, the white entity rose from its feasting, leaving behind only the victim's head among the remnents of more substantial meals. --Ms. Tree
 Boy, I sure got plastered last night! --His Imperial Majesty
 Slumber parties all over town broke up in panic when Jen's mom did her famous "Tale of the Cow Mummy." --The Turtle
 Liberace's coffin was truly decked out: big enough for 3 people, custom-fit shroud and lined with REAL cows! --Don Spudleone
 It's all fun and games until someone ends up in the morgue. --Don Spudleone
 Pigs in a blanket? No, that's cows in my bed! --Don Spudleone
 'Jimmy The Rat''s last thoughts were of his mother's fateful words, "Do the right thing. Go to the police." --Wedge
 Hungover as hell, Gary slowly opened his eyes. He glanced to his left. He glanced to his right. Yes, it was true. Last night, he had participated in a threesome with a pair of dead cows. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Bilbo had to act quick, or Thorin would be food for the giant spiders of Mordor for sure. --Greg J
 Cruella DeVille seldom bothered to make her bed in later years. --The Sandman
 What the HELL did I eat last night??? --Don Spudleone
 In these tough economic times, gangsters were forcing "customers" to sleep with the cows. --Don Spudleone
 King Tut... the early years. --Emil Blovin
 Marjorie only had 90% of Thad plastered before he woke up. --Emil Blovin
 Didn't this happen at the end of " Amadeus "? --Doc Evil
 Pigs-in-a-blanket? --Doc Evil
 The CEO of Gateway 2000 caught at a sleepy moment. --The Lawyer
 After stealing the 'Shroud of Turin', Bob decided to start the 'Church of the Holy Cowskin". --The Most Rev. Holy-Oley
 Are policemen going to ask us about this photo later? --ChoppingBlock
 Calvin Klein's Herion Linen Bed Set is avalaibe at finer department stores just in time for Christmas. --ChoppingBlock
 The lost photos from Alien Autopsy proved to be the less compelling ones. --ChoppingBlock
 If Rosanne pops out from under that sheet, my sphincter won't stand a chance. --Matt in the Hat
 I'll bet the O.J. Simpson coroners are having big time flashbacks right now. --Matt in the Hat
 She thought some foreplay with marshmallo cream would be fun. Little did she know, Bert was a wholesaler of the stuff. --Matt in the Hat
 The Elehpant Man wondered why people always knew it was him under the covers. --Matt in the Hat

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