IADL #86
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 "I'm too sexy for my loincloth. Too sexy for my loincloth..." --anon
 Ever since the Wicked Witch of the West lost her lawsuit with the Flying Monkeys Union Local #43, she has had to settle for lesser qualified disciples of evil.... --Don Spudleone
 If that damn Ratcatcher hassles me again, I'm rippin' him a new one! --Doc Evil
 Awriiight! A ' Men Without Hats ' video! --Doc Evil
 Et's NAHT attuma! --Doc Evil
 Coming soon to Spinnwebe!: Dysfunctional Dark Ages! --Doc Evil
 Standeth aside, charlaitan, before I goest midieval on thine ass! --Riff
 "Road Warrior, The Musical" would later prove to be a stage disaster in spite of the soundtrack's ("All Gassed Up and Nowhere to Go") success. --Christina
 At the Barbarian Ball, Conan discovers he lacks the strength of will to avoid staring at Groo's bulbous buttocks. --Riff
 Is this your first Oakland Raiders tailgate party? --DrBear
 With the dubious success of Encino Man, now follows Homo Brooklynus and Trailerpark Erectus. --Greg J
 You realize that this is what that "HotSexChik" you cybered with the other night looks like in person, right? --Greg J
 Barnak, do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? --alanon
 Methinks yon adventurer weareth nigh clothing in his loin area....Thou art giving me nightmares thousandfold! --Don Spudleone
 Foorsooth, tis the opening of Huzzahlapalooza, anon. --The Sandman
 Amazing! First I see him at K-Mart, then at Ace Hardware, and now Elvis is at my SCA party! --Don Spudleone
 Balthorg learned the hard way that you can't give a wedgie to a guy who's not wearing undies in the first place. --Ed the Draconian Boss
 So THAT'S what happened to Dr. Erdhardt! --Doc Evil
 As you enter the clearing, you note ren fair weirdos to your left and ConFurence freaks to your right. There is a pudgy man in yellow tights here. A sign is posted on a tree to your left, and a key lies beneath it. Exits are N, W, and E. --Ron Denton
 The Future AIDS Victims of America rally gets underway. --The Lawyer
 Forsooth! Methinks yon cameraman needeth pummelling. What say ye, companions? --The Lawyer
 Cave Dwellers Part 2: Ator's back, and this time it's personal! --His Imperial Majesty
 Speaking as someone who was forced to attend King Richard's Faire as a child, I say nuke these bastards! --His Imperial Majesty
 The New York Post photo of Conan the Barbarian at a Weight Watchers convention. --Matt in the Hat
 Those fag conventions are just too fucking scary. --Duke of Kings
 On the set of 'Conan the Pot-Bellied Wanker'. --Click Here!
 Well pleased with his victory over Bruce "Sir Psycho" Mclean, Duncan wondered how his fellow SCA warrior had gotten such a bad reputation as a sore loser... --not elsie
 When Minister Barth agreed to the conduct the Conan-the-Barbarian themed wedding they forgot to mention the part about the costume. --ChoppingBlock
 What do you mean Shakespeare Festival? I thought this was the GWAR concert. --ChoppingBlock
 "Geeks at the Renaissance Faire? Sorry, haven't seen any." --Emil Blovin
 Come on, everyone: If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy.... --Don Spudleone
 At the UPN Action Pack New Year's bash, Hercules, Tarzan and Sinbad's crew anxiously await the appearance of Xena. --Riff
 Iolus, old buddy, I've been meaning to talk to you about the beer gut ... --Herc

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