IADL #88
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 Hey Socrates, Archimedes...Did you guys get plastered last night, too? --Doc Evil
 Twenty years later, Bill still looks at this picture and regrets picking door number 2. --The Lawyer
 The Trenton High School Latin Club's production of Deliverance was a truly different interpretation. --The Lawyer
 Alas, poor Yoric. I knew the chicken well.... --Don Spudleone
 What do you throw at a really bad Greek actor? Pita bread and baklava? --Don Spudleone
 Man, where do they teach these amateurs camouflage? I can see through that chicken disguise! --Don Spudleone
 Well, if nobody else is gonna say it: I think I'll choke my chicken... --Doc Evil
 All hail Sid, Emporer of all Chickens and Giant Biscuits... --The Most Rev.HolyOley
 Finding himself in the Pantheon of the Gods, Vincent's first command unto puny humans was "Let there be a cut-out chicken and a loaf of week-old bread!" Thus it was. --Kim & Patrice
 Fraternity rushes get weirder and weirder. --Don Spudleone
 No matter how hard he tried, Nicky could not help thinking of the chicken. Perhaps his Mom was right, after all. --Ngoc van Trimble
  * snicker *... By the gods, I LOVE ' Seinfeld '! --Doc Evil
 The gods couldn't quite tell if Trevor had prayed for "Greek Culture" or "Geek Culture" --Kim and Patrice
 Early pilot of Mystery Science Theater 3000. --Don Spudleone
 ....must...mind-meld...with...this......chicken-statue!! --Laurie Ohler
 Richard discivers he doesn't like everything "greek" after all. --alanon
 Oh, god, excuse me. Could someone give me a kleenex, please? --alanon
 After losing to both the Roman and the bearded man, Larry promises himself that he will not allow the chicken to beat him at a staring contest. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Hey, Plato, your fly is open! --Don Spudleone
 UNNNHHH!!! I'm gonna shove all this stuff up my ass if it's the last thing I do! --Ligurious
 Within moments after his demise, Roger realized his lifelong study of ancient Greek culture was, at best, shallow. --Kimera
 One of the first conceptual renderings of an Alien egg during the "attachment" scene. --The Sandman
 Compared with the classical works behind him, Jack's sculptures of boulders looked downright primative. --Emil Blovin
 " Othello " is sponsored tonight by Chick-Fil-A. --Doc Evil
 How dogs view the IADL... --Doc Evil
 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille! --Riff
 "i could just kick myself for hiring whoopi goldberg as my interior decorator!" --dogvomit

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