IADL #91
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 You guys want something Really strange? Try viewin' THIS on a crappy college monitor when all the GOOD monitors are taken up! --Doc Evil
 After unbearable pain and numerous surgeries, Dan learned that testing the temperature of pizza with one's cheeks is wrong. Chapter 3, Avoidable Accidents in the Workplace. --Christina
 Christ, it must be another "eating caption" night at the DFC. We've got 40 orders of Soylent Green pizza for delivery, so let's go! --Greg J
 Drinkin' and bakin' just don't mix. --Don Spudleone
 turn up your hearing aid moron! i said "veggie pizza", not "wedgie pizza". --dogvomit
 "Welcome to the wonderful world of packaging technology," explained the holographic arm that greeted the new hire, Roger. --anon
 Hoke Sprawley, Baton Rouge's "Heffalump Man," jokes with a coworker. --Ngoc van Trimble
 How very Cronenberg! --Doc Evil
 This has something to do with ' Spam ', right? --Doc Evil
 Constant exposure to the radiation from the warming lamps seems to have induced disfiguring mutations in some of the help. --Bill Fortier
 The original plan for the egg-hatching scene in Alien had it happen in the colony's pizzeria. --Emil Blovin
 While Billy-Bob's job as "body part packager" was not glamorous, he enoyed his work. --Kim+Patrice
 "Reach out and touch someone." --Kim and Patrice
 God DAMMIT, Mike! I told you to clean this oven! I don't care if grease IS bad for your complexion! --Pastor of Muppets
 I thought I told you no anchovies! --Riff
 I know I told you to put everything on it, but don't you think this is a bit extreme? --Riff
 Gretel, you silly girl! There's plenty of room in here for you and your brother Han--Aaaah! --Greg J
 I think the oven's greased now. Sheesh, I think I oughtta buy some shampoo and get a better job! --Greg J
 Proper Navy etiquette: don't shove and wait your turn at the peephole to the women's dressing room. --alanon
 A somewhat modified version of "The Silence of the Lambs" was filmed for the industrial education market. --The Lawyer
 The town went wild for Scarpacci's Soylent Green Fra Diavolo pizza. --Anonywuss
 Old hands at DelVeccios always play the "it's waaaaaaay in the back" game with the newbies. --The Sandman
 It looks like John has seen GoodFellas one too many times. --Bippy
 One headcheese pizza, comin' up! --Don Spudleone
 Bobby wanted pepperoni on his pizza. Jesse wanted onions and peppers. Let's see who wins, shall we? --Don Spudleone
 Bill Clinton takes it to Bob Dole for once and for all. --Don Spudleone
 NO NO NO! You've got to slice him up before putting him on the pizza! Fucking Trainees.... --Pastor of Muppets

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