IADL #93
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 Say, I don't understand why the Village People don't want a butcher! --phonsux
 OK sweetie, but no hickies this time --anon
 Gay as a tangerine! --Don Spudleone
 Bob, you got basil growin' out of your--ah, forget it, the vegetable won't even know what I'm talkin' about. --Don Spudleone
 This looks like a job for Basil Man! --Don Spudleone
 HM Hmm hmm hmm .. Copa ... Copa Cabana .... I could'a been a showgirl... I'll show them! --Rik Landis
 Stanley, moments later, became the first Macarena-induced fatality in the United States. --Thomas Wilde
 Guys, big news: It's not a BIRD, it's a big leaf of BASIL! (I took the picture) --Bippy
 "Breast of quail Gasconaise?...Yes sir, very fresh...yes, diet Pepsi goes very well with game birds." --Kim+Patrice
 When I think about you, I touch myself... --Doc Evil
 So...when does Jackie Chan beat him up with the ladder? --Doc Evil
 It's anyone's guess what that little bird is telling him, folks. --Thomas Wilde
 Me? On the Internet? Nah, it'll never happen. --The Lawyer
 "Hehehe. Those bozos from the health department will never find me here!" --Emil Blovin
 Jeff Foxworthy's first book, You Might be a Gay Redneck if..., wasn't nearly as popular as the ones after it. --Pastor of Muppets (well, he DOES look the part...)
 In the hold of PegLeg Pete's Effeminate Boat of Love. --Don Spudleone
 The love scene that didn't make it in Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds --Don Spudleone
 I'm a little teacup -- short and stout...... --Don Spudleone
 Raul was inordinately proud of having taught his pet finch to clean the sleepies from his eyes. --The Sandman
 Valiently, Fred clucks and flaps his arms by the box of chicken nuggets hoping to add some flavor of poultry. --anon
 An excerpt from " Prime Time Lives's " story about Food King. --Doc Evil
  I am the captain of the Pinafor and a right good cap't too --dedted
 Ahhh!!! There's nothing like the feel of cold aluminum in your crack! --Bone Daddy Jug

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