IADL #94
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 Two dollars....two dollars hour..give you big boom boom!!! --Allison
 No matter how old you get, Honey, you'll always be Daddy's little whore. --Morgan Freeman
 I remember this picture. This was taken during my cruise on Carnival Cruise Lines and I made some off-color remark about Cody. Then out of nowhere Kathy Lee picks me up and throws me overboard. --Don Spudleone
 There's a Little Debbie Snack Cake comment to be made here..... --Don Spudleone
 And here we have Leslie .. in a STUNNING red dress.. let's start the bidding at ..oh .. $5000..? --Rik Landis
 Hey, Giril, you're lookin hot and...HEY, IT'S BILL GATES! KILL HIM!!! --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Pedophilia: it's not just for individuals anymore! --Don Spudleone
 She could pitch for the New York Mets, but she needs to do more cocaine before she can be considered a good player. --Don Spudleone
 Hey...Is she that short hooker from " Total Recall "? --Doc Evil
 Unfortunately, the transporter beam interrupted Lt. Sulu's masturbation. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Rhonda had been singled out for the mad scientist's Fountain of Youth ray. Frankly, she was unimpressed. --Thomas Wilde
 Maculay Culkin desperately tries to get back into the public eye. --Thomas Wilde
 Little Betsy's very sugary appeal set off a sudden diabetes epidemic. None were spared. --Thomas Wilde
 Can you spot the child abductor in this photograph? Wrong. The correct answer is the anonymous photographer. --ChoppingBlock
 She looks a little young, but...what the hell, she's a cheerleader. Let's fuck her after the game. --The Lawyer
 Go, team! Fight, team! I'll see you all tonight, team! --The Lawyer
 Training should ideally start at a young age. --The Cheerleader Slut How-To Book, Chapter 1 --The Lawyer
 You know your team has a problem when three-year olds are screaming "YOU SUCK!" --Pastor of Muppets
 Man, these Vietnamese fetish sites can really stoop to the lower levels.... --Don Spudleone
 That's so cute! This is her first public stoning, isn't it? --Geoduck
 Here we see one of the older members of Thailand's Red Light District... --The Simian

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