IADL #96
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 Don't step out of the pentacle! --geezer
 Hey dad, does this mean I don't have to go to school tomorrow? --Neon Umber
 Yes, it was the middle one. --Billy the Squid
 You know, if you turn your head sideways and squint, it sorta looks like Mr. T. With huge mutton chops. Did I mention I'm drunk? --"Slappy" Van Impe
  * Yessss!!! *, There goes the campsite! No more SCA Renfair pictures! Hooo-Hahh! --Doc Evil
 How Gordon Melnick eats his Reece's Peanut Butter Cup. --Don Spudleone
 Simba, it is I, your father ... Simba? Simba? Hey, this isn't Pride Rock! --Riff
 Y'know, if that thar nuclear cloud wasn't about to vaporize us, I'd swear it looked just like a chicken! --Riff
 Is this the first scene of Volcano or the last scene of Turbulance? --Riff
 Kinda makes you wish we'd thought to build a bomb shelter instead of that rec room, eh Pop? --Riff
  Somebody's a hunka-hunka burnin' love! --Doc Evil
 Mmmmmmmm... Cajun cooking! --Doc Evil
 It was just a normal day, until the giant flaming-headed Jack Russell Terrier of Death crawled out of the ocean and began destroying the city! --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Now that's a senior prank. --Thomas Wilde
 Woops. This photo was intended for the It's a Dysfunctional Armed Services page. --ChoppingBlock
 According to a United States government film I saw, we can protect ourselves with wet newspapers. --His Imperial Majesty
 "No, I asked for a Bud Light!" --Emil Blovin
 Hmmm.... I smell a 'fart' caption coming on! --Pastor of Muppets
 Whoa! Now that's Bird-Shit!! --anon
 You know, people, when Godzilla sets fire to buildings and army units, it generally means HE'S PISSED! Run, you morons! --Don Spudleone
 These air shows are FAR cooler now that they have live ammo! --Don Spudleone
 Public nukings are far cooler than those old, outdated public stonings! --Don Spudleone
 The only bomb in this picture is the one in my pants. Thank God for my Depends Undergarments! --Don Spudleone
 The thin profit margin at your average drive-in theater prohibits proper screen maintenance. --The Sandman
 All the neighbors knew the Unabomber would put on the best fireworks display every 4th of July. --Don Spudleone
 This is how all of my family get-togethers usually end. --Doc Evil
 This reminds me of my high school days. I was voted " Most likely to obliterate half the school in a bizarre chemistry accident. " --Doc Evil
 Fred's attempt to formulate the ultimate "extra-spicy BBQ sauce" meets with another crushing setback. --Geoduck
 Everettt Highlights: The Sulphur Pits are always a big hit on the Gates Mansion tour. --Jojo
 A little toilet cleaner...some aluminum foil...plastic Coke bottle...and a bad day for MacGyver. --The Simian

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