IADL #97
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 As Dale was engulfed by the white light, he was saddened by the decrepit condition of the angel by whom he was soon to be touched. --Dark Roger
 Either he just had one fuck of a good idea, or someone shot Buddha in the head. Either way.... --Thomas Wilde
 Jeb, did you see that giant eraser whip through here? --Don Spudleone
 Even though it scared the neighbors, Jed's "cranial anomaly" gave the TV great reception. --Don Spudleone
 Bob knew the beacon from his head would bring his hero, Depends Undergarments Man! --Don Spudleone
 Hey, Lord Sarnak, you wanna put that horn away? You're scarin' the customers. --Don Spudleone
 I'm tellin' ya that Sy Sperling fraud sold you a bum hairpiece! --Don Spudleone
 "I don't care if he IS the Son of God, Martha--he's sitting in MY goddamn recliner!" --"Slappy" Van Impe
 Ed? Are you in here? Oh sorry. Didn't realize you were communing with God. --Riff
 And as the majestic finger of light struck him, Roger was instantly struck blind for his masterbatory ways! --Riff
 You know, Cyclops, you've really gotta learn to control that mutant power of yours. Have you considered sunglasses? --Riff
 Zeke... You've been astral projecting again, haven't you? --Doc Evil
 The last two survivors make their stand. Picture curtousy of MGA Pictures, Cocoon 4, The Bloodbath.) --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 "Dammit, brat, I told you once to stop that 'glowin' head' shit 'round me!" --Thomas Wilde
 Reality invades the Even Grumpier Old Men shoot in the form of Jack Lemmon's freeloading son, Keith. --Thomas Wilde
 No, Dad, I'm not psychic. I know when you're entering the room because I can smell your approach. Do you EVER bathe? --Pastor of Muppets
 Son, don't say anything, just turn around and look away. And if you're gonna remember anything about this incident, remember this: PVC pipe is just NOT something you wanna put near your asshole! --Pastor of Muppets
 Dammit, Billy, this is the third time you're being kidnapped by aliens this week! --Pastor of Muppets
 Even though the first testing of SDI failed to hit it's original target, everyone involved felt that some good came of it. --Pastor of Muppets
 Spotlight Boy's secret identity never really worked very well. --The Lawyer
 "..And with this laser beam shooting out of my head, I thought I could, I don't know, Fight evil!!!" --anon
 A picture of the latest Pedophiles Anonymous meeting. Ironically, the little boys and girls distributed these pictures on the Internet so that other little boys and girls may enjoy them. --Don Spudleone
 _/~ open the doooooor for your.... Mystery date..... _/~ --The Sandman
 Hey, you wanna go out back and kiss some beer bottles with me? --Don Spudleone
 Look, I don't care who yer "holy father" is! Pay yer rent or yer out on yer "holy" keister! --not elsie
 Early test footage for Ghost prompted a complete recasting. --The Sandman
 The Tupperware party turned into a nightmare for Wanda when Hank walked in, reeking of Wild Irish Rose and loudly demanding that the seated guests pull his finger. --Jojo
 Harvey stared in amazement. After scuffing his feet along the carpet for eight days straight, Cliff's ceiling fan caused the largest static shock he'd ever seen. --The Simian
 Like dork, like son.... --Pastor of Muppets
 Paul used his psionic powers to destroy Art. Luckily, Paul was a lousy aim. --Greg J
 " Busom Buddies: 2020 " --Doc Evil

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