IADL #99
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 Since when did Greyhound start usin' stewardesses? --Doc Evil
 Here's your damn " Crappachino " Mr. Cornholio. Now settle down, wilya? --Doc Evil
 Coffee? Tea? Boot up the ass? --The Most Rev.HolyOley
 As soon as I take this parachute to the pilot, I'm coming back to kick your miserable ass! --The Most Rev.HolyOley
 The asymmetrical JBF goth look has taken Bulgarian fashion by storm. --Der Sploot
 I am Kastalek, Lord of Hell. In the event of an emergency landing, the cushion under your seat... --His Imperial Majesty
 Why thank you, Thing! --Don Spudleone
 Hey hey hey, now. Don't judge. You'd be testy too, if Cousin Itt kept coming on to you. --Der enthauptete Hanswurst
 Hangovers suck. --Der Spoot
 What if Marilyn Manson had never made it in the music business? --Greg J
 Only a few more months at the stewardess gig, and Bill would have enough money for the rest of the surgery. --The Lawyer
 Since, over the life of the IADL, the stewardessess got progressively worse looking, we know that the photographer was sitting further and further from First Class. From this, we can surmise that he was making less and less money. --Spinnwebe: The Unauthorized Biography, Ch. 8. --The Lawyer
 "I wish Michael Jackson would stop following me around! Just what the hell does he want?" --Patrice + Kim
 Unfortunately, Alice Cooper's comeback tour was less than successful. --Riff
 This is what Fran Drescher looks like in the morning. --Riff
 Head flight attendant of Flight #245, Ugly-Ass Airlines. --Dark Roger
  If I hear another, "Coffee, Tea or Me?" I'm goin' to go Postal! --phonsux
 Judging from the looks of it, someone is already flying high! --Don Spudleone
 This is the oddest The Cure video..... --Don Spudleone
 GAAAHHH!!!! Don't do that, Spinnwebe! --Thomas Wilde
 Ooh la la! My meal tray isn't the only thing in the "upright" position right now, if you know what I mean. --"Slappy" Van Impe
 "Hold it right there, Miss! When I'm flying the "Friendly Skies," I expect a smile with my complementary peanuts. Now get back here and let's try it again." --"Slappy" Van Impe
 "You goddamn whiney passengers are all the same. 'I want more peanuts!' 'I need a pillow!' 'The left wing is on fire!' I'm not your friggin mommy, you know!" --"Slappy" Van Impe
 "You may NOT have any more peanuts....look at you....your baggage is stowed improperly, your seatbelt is all askew......you call yourself an airline passenger? NO! No peanuts for you, slacker! --The Peanut Wench
 "Welcome to Punk Airlines, asshole! Here's yer goddam hot towel!" --Emil Blovin
 Hey, you think I'm scary??? You haven't seen what I'm servin' ya for dinner! --Don Spudleone
 The end result of Todd's clumsy attempt to "get friendly" with the flight attendant was the surgical removal of a mini liquor bottle and an undisclosed number of peanuts. --SaukHawk
 Whoa! Tough week for Jamie Lee Curtis ... --Doc Evil
 You Economy Class people make me sick. Now shut up and eat your gruel. --Geoduck
 When the dalmation deal fell through, Cruella had to settle for a sweater made out of daschunds. --Soil Creep
 Ya know, no matter how spiffy the uniforms are, flight attendants are still the Nazis of the airways. --Don Spudleone
 The only thing I'd like from you, ma'am, is a restraining order to keep the hell away from me! --Don Spudleone
 Who needs real hair when you can wear a tarantula! --Don Spudleone
 Stewardesses always relished the opportunity to spill a drink on that Paul Westerberg asshole. --Anonywuss
 Thank you sooo much for choosing " Air Sarcasm ". Wer'e just thrilled to have you here! --Doc Evil

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