I had seven days off from work, so I thought I'd get some personal project programming done. But I have a near-Inception level ability to distract myself, in which my distractions have distractions, which can themselves have distractions. I spool off several levels deep, and when I complete them, I climb back upwards out of the distraction layers, sometimes successfully.
This time I took note of the distractions and graphed them out. I didn't invent distractions for the purpose of putting them on the chart; believe me, if anything, I probably forgot some.
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p.s.: As a public service announcement to people who know me: there is no secret contest here.