Schumin: Hot or Not testing

Ben just can't win for losin', can he. I thought for sure this one would pull up from the Titanic, but apparently not. Come on, ladies! I am more attracted to Ben in this one. I figured this got right what the first attitude picture got wrong: it just implied attitude, with the possibility of something else, and at least suggested regular physical activity. But no.

I even tried courting the 5 voters on this one, but 5 turnout was more lackluster than the previous pictures. The only thing I can figure happened here is that Schumin's school colors make him look unpleasantly eggplanty.

At this point I couldn't bear to see Ben cannonball his way down the chart anymore, so I decided to take drastic measures.

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