Insulting, yet enigmatic!

“CNN: 1st news 2006 October 18th there is entertainments discoverable Paris Hilton which the thing cannot be said to the index of the front part of cnn.com which occasionally engages but or as for the stump of George Clooney or whatnot which touches with the toe it meaning that they say, I finish to loosen em of the ` and news of entertainments, so being. But really there is no explanation for the thing which is the special edition article on this: All junk which recently continues, is slow news day uniformity possible? All subarticles Lookit over there, as they called Madonna Day at the office of the CNN’s net, it is that.”

Making your own Engrish is fun and easy! Just fire up your favorite translator, translate something to Japanese, then back into English! Soon, you’ll be confusing tourists everywhere, just like the Pros!