Look, I am absolutely not going to be the first person from whom you hear of this, but screw it, I just gotta write this down.
O.J. programs show a lot about today’s media | Chicago Tribune

Two-day interview with OJ Simpson. If I did it, and I’m not saying I did, mind you, but if I did it, here’s how it happened. 

Man. Man-oh-man. Of what use is irony when confronted with this travesty? I’m trying to think of something funny to say about this but I can’t top it. 9/11 didn’t kill irony, this did.