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O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened: Next On FOX

Look, I am absolutely not going to be the first person from whom you hear of this, but screw it, I just gotta write this down.
O.J. programs show a lot about today’s media | Chicago Tribune

Two-day interview with OJ Simpson. If I did it, and I’m not saying I did, mind you, but if I did it, here’s how it happened. 

Man. Man-oh-man. Of what use is irony when confronted with this travesty? I’m trying to think of something funny to say about this but I can’t top it. 9/11 didn’t kill irony, this did.

15 Responses to “O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened: Next On FOX

  • 1
    noddin0ff
    November 16th, 2006 12:08

    I’m still too dumbstruck to make a comment

  • 2
    noddin0ff
    November 16th, 2006 12:10

    But if I were to make a comment, That’s how it would’ve looked.

  • 3
    Lavinia
    November 16th, 2006 18:30

    If there was ever a way to flaunt the fact that you ‘got away with murder’, this is it.

  • 4
    reefer
    November 19th, 2006 09:24

    All I can figure is is that OJ must have some money or money making potential still left or he’d be on dead murderer.

  • 5
    outraged
    November 19th, 2006 15:54

    Americans can be so hypocritical and it’s disgusting! There was not this type of indignation and media outcry over Timothy McVee [sic], George Bush’s illegal war or the unlawful detentions in Guantanamo Bay. Why isn’t it big news that approximately 250 patients are dying each month in US hospitals, because of infections contracted will hospitalized? Why doesn’t the media publish the payout list for the money (over 140 Billion) taken from education, healthcare, arts and recreational programs, and job training and sent to Iraq?

    Why after all of these centuries is America now willing to call the courts a lie? He was found NOT GUILTY is a competent court of legal juristiction. The trial was public and open to scrutiny. All was above board. The was falsified evidence, tampering and racial bias on the part proscecution witnesses. The gloves that the proscecution presented as used in the slaying didn’t fit. The area of the assault was too small for one man to contain… on and on. He didn’t do it or didn’t do it alone!

    All of the media whores that are riding this story are in it for a boost their boring TV or print existence. How dare they attempt to claim some moral high ground.

    The same courts that have routinely meeted out unequal justice to African-American men since legally kidnapping them from Africa or purchasing them from slavetraders. There was no media outcry over Rodney King, Abner Louima (tortured and sodomized by police) or Amadou Diallo (shot 41 times, innocent and unarmed). If the courts would have found O.J. guilty, we’d have all trusted that the system works, even if we had our doubts.

  • 6
    noddin0ff
    November 19th, 2006 21:00

    Yeah, I remember the first time I tried to present a coherent argument…

  • 7
    fleeb
    November 20th, 2006 09:51

    Did you guys read the publisher’s comments on the book?

    I do not know who seems more loopy: Simpson, for even entertaining the writing of such a book, or the publisher for her bizarre ravings after the book went public.

  • 8
    ewhac
    November 20th, 2006 15:38

    I think the lesson from the OJ trial was, the police are not allowed to frame anyone, not even guilty people.

    Even so, I frankly can’t figure out how the man is able to show his face in public.

  • 9
    ninshubur
    November 20th, 2006 16:56

    Both the book and the interview just got cancelled. Gee, I wonder why…..

  • 10
    ewhac
    November 20th, 2006 16:57

    Late-breaking news: The book and Fox Network TV special have been cancelled.

    Says the publisher, “You’re right. Damn, what the hell were we thinkin’?” (paraphrased)

  • 11
    Daddy
    November 23rd, 2006 08:55

    Speaking hypothetically of course, somebody needs to take action on this mother fucker. Where are the extremists when we actually need one. This mother fucker is making a fuckin’ mockery of our legal system. One of the fundamental aspects of our society. He’s a fuckin’ killer, everybody knows it, and he’s walking around free. If that’s not enough, now he’s shovin’ that shit into the faces of the victim’s families and the rest of the nation.

    It is damn well time a vigilante steps up and takes care of this shit. All we need is one good crazy mother fuckin ex-marine style mother fucker.

    In my opinion the best way to hypothetically do it would be public execution style assassination. Find out where this fucker plays golf. Find a clear line of site to one of the driving areas. Wait for him to tee up. And take his fuck ass out with a high powered sniper rifle. It will take the police at least twenty minutes to figure what direction the shot came from. And that’s if our ex-marine isn’t using a silencer. Plenty of time to escape.

    And as far as prosecution goes. I think the entire country has a motive for killing his ass right now. So if he got out of killing two people when he was basically caught red handed, I think our man could get off as well, if he’s caught.

    I am hypothetically begging for someone to stand up and take action on this man. I think it would be a patriotic act. Don’t let this man continue to mock our society so openly.

    I’d stand up and do it myself, but I have neither the proper training nor the nerve for this sort of job. But someone out there does.

    And I hypothetically hope that someone does.

    Daddy

  • 12
    Gawain
    November 23rd, 2006 10:49

    Glad you’re only speaking hypothetically. Otherwise I’d want you off the streets as much as him. Hypothetically.

  • 13
    noddin0ff
    November 23rd, 2006 21:54

    Um, hypothetically, can that rabid hate speech be deleted? I’d do it myself but I don’t have the training for that sort of job.

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  • 15
    kam
    September 11th, 2007 03:40

    no, not everyone knows he did it. cos he didn’t do it. not guilty assholes. you think you know it all from sitting in your living rooms.

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