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Sleep travel

blackvipersrelm: someday I’ll learn how to stop and start time.. well.. stop and start my movement in time… that will be the day.. uh.. instant.. uh.. point in time.. uh.. whatever… I’ll get sooo much sleep at that point
spinn: heh, yeah. but that’s a little dangerous
spinn: (I have actually thought about the implications of that)
blackvipersrelm: what implications? I would simply become disconnected from reality as most know it
spinn: if you could stop time to sleep, and got into the habit of doing it, you’d subjectively age 1/3rd faster than everyone else
blackvipersrelm: hm… interesting.. so I would have to not only learn how to stop it, but also how to move within it, so I could go forward and get injected with nano-tech to keep repairing my body, so I may be older, but be in better shape than those younger
spinn: well if you’re just gonna invent things
blackvipersrelm: nah, someone else will
spinn: but if you just wanna talk time travel, sure.
blackvipersrelm: or that’s the hope
spinn: then sleep isn’t the variable, if you just inject yourself with Deus ex Machina(TM) brand nanobots
blackvipersrelm: so if I went forward, would I be able to ..
blackvipersrelm: huh
blackvipersrelm: that’s a good idea
spinn: well, you make your days 32 hours long, then you age faster from everyone else’s point of view
spinn: or you stop time to sleep, and then skip forward in time to catch up
spinn: in which case you might as well stop bending the laws of the universe and just get some sleep
blackvipersrelm: yeah, but they’d all be wrong, they’d all be aging at the wrong rate from my view
spinn: if nothing else, a mattress is much cheaper than your own pocket universe
blackvipersrelm: but who has the time?
blackvipersrelm: the pocket universe might buy you that
spinn: heheh
spinn: I think each pocket universe comes free with a mattress, actually
blackvipersrelm: nice
spinn: they understand the needs of today’s go-getting time traveller
blackvipersrelm: so I should try and get that created before the end of the day.. before I get on my flight.. perhaps I should also get a char-dog. Those things are good
spinn: snkkkt
spinn: SHOPPING LIST: [ ] Pocket universe [ ] Time-travel device [ ] Char-dog
blackvipersrelm: heh
blackvipersrelm: wonder what store carries those
blackvipersrelm: maybe something in the duty free

8 Responses to “Sleep travel

  • 1
    MrBawn
    March 9th, 2007 13:27

    The real problem with stopping time is that it turns the air around you solid. How are you going to breathe for those 8 hours?

  • 2
    tie
    March 10th, 2007 17:52

    What IRC channel is THIS? You slut.

  • 3
    Brennsa
    March 11th, 2007 12:43

    Y’know, if the only reason you want to manipulate time is so that you have more time to sleep, you may as well just invent a way for you to survive (and function normally) without sleep, thus negating the need to stop time in order to do so. You could also get better hours at work.

  • 4
    Bob
    March 12th, 2007 09:08

    I knew you were cheating on us.

  • 5
    subdude
    March 13th, 2007 16:50

    I think I’d like to go back in time about 7 minutes ago before I read this.

  • 6
    fleeb
    March 14th, 2007 09:37

    I know someone has been fiddling with history for a long time now. Maybe it’s one of you sick bastards.

    I distinctly remember Benjamin Franklin was one of the US presidents. He managed to get the economy going through his pragmatic views and smoothed over a lot of heartburn overseas with his impressive diplomatic abilities, although he did suffer from a little bit of scandal since he wasn’t exactly polished, as political figures go.

    But, noooo… someone went and changed history. Now, it appears he never even ran for office. One of you bastards owes me a history paper from grade school, ’cause I failed that day, thanks to your fiddling.

  • 7
    Melanie Gray
    January 5th, 2008 23:48

    Get paid to travel with deep travel discounts.

  • 8
    Josiah
    January 20th, 2008 01:56

    Hello all im interested in time travel, I think ive even done it but had no control over it hardr to explain right now but anyways.. doers anyone know some good sites or a good place to get info about time travel please email me jomidget_69@hotmail.com thank you and i would appreciate it very much!

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