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Archive for May 31st, 2007

Two weeks’ Prilosec progress ruined in half an hour

I turned to my Indian co-worker today and said, I don’t know how your food doesn’t kill you.

I got Indian food for lunch today, and I have no idea why. No, wait, I do—it was cheap. But I know I don’t like it and it just hurts me, but I got it anyway. Ugh. I just don’t even like the palette—it’s all brown and yellow. And blazing, firey red, two hours later. My experience with Indian food is like holding a hammer over my fingers and saying, hm, I wonder if this’ll hurt this time.

siiiigh.

Dallas Morning News: Friends say “Wild-eyed” Bush “thumps chest,” declares “I am the President!” | CorrenteWire

Replace “thumps chest” with “stamps little foot” for added dark hilarity.

The original article fails at setting the scene, though; it gives no context why he’d be doing this. If you’re going to show our President as wild-eyed and thumping his chest while insisting on an actual fact, you really should tell your reader why.