siiiigh.
Replace “thumps chest” with “stamps little foot” for added dark hilarity.
The original article fails at setting the scene, though; it gives no context why he’d be doing this. If you’re going to show our President as wild-eyed and thumping his chest while insisting on an actual fact, you really should tell your reader why.
May 31st, 2007 16:01
“President Demands That He May Or May Not Be Vroomfondel.”