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Om mane padme half-caf no-foam venti

I’m going to Starbucks just north of Chicago, and as I walk in the door I notice a wash of orange: there are eight Tibetian monks sitting in a group at two tables. One of them is talking on a cellphone.

And me without a camera.

8 Responses to “Om mane padme half-caf no-foam venti

  • 1
    subdude
    June 7th, 2007 14:38

    Imagine the captions we could write for that one. OK it’s official, you’re no longer allowed to travel without a camera or at minimum, a cell phone with a camera feature.

    Oh well, Cappucino *was* named after the Capuchin order of friars, after all.

  • 2
    subdude
    June 7th, 2007 14:45

    BTW, it’s actually “Om MANI padme HUM” to be technically acurate. It’s said the entire Dharma is revealed in this mantra…which ain’t bad for six syllables!

  • 3
    Anonymous
    June 7th, 2007 16:06

    but there are different “correct” English translations

  • 4
    Craig
    June 12th, 2007 13:09

    Pecan pie tastes like pecans and copious amounts of butter and sugar.

  • 5
    Hysterical Woman
    June 28th, 2007 13:43

    I remember after the typhoon in the Indian Ocean, some Buddhist monks came into this restaurant where I eating, asking for donations to help the victims. I didn’t give them any money, because I thought it was suspcious they were in a chicken place. In retrospect, I regret my lack of charity.

  • 6
    Paramahamsa Dougananda
    July 2nd, 2007 09:08

    I can verify: Aum Mani Padme Hum (if anyone wants the potentially enlightening explanation, email away!), to be really correctical about it. I kinda like this one, though, but it makes me feel strangely … edgy. BTW, in days of yore, I was known in certain circuses (circusi?) as Vice Pope Doug. Yep: “gone Eastern”.

  • 7
    Paramahamsa Dougananda
    July 2nd, 2007 09:10

    Nevermind. I thought there was a blind email link, but I guess not. Looks like you’re all on your AUM. _/\_ ;-)

  • 8
    subdude
    July 2nd, 2007 14:35

    OM my GONESH, that was funny!

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