Comments on: Lee L. Mercer Jr. Welcomes You http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/ The occasional brainshot Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:14:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Blitzkrieg http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24850 Blitzkrieg Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:45:32 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24850 Huh... wha? Huh… wha?

]]> By: Swifty http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24862 Swifty Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:20:06 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24862 Did he translate his page into Japanese and back into English? Did he translate his page into Japanese and back into English?

]]> By: Swifty http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24863 Swifty Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:21:48 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24863 "I will enforce the U.S. Government regulating itself with its enforcements pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements." “I will enforce the U.S. Government regulating itself with its enforcements pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.”

]]> By: El Kabong http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24885 El Kabong Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:30:58 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24885 If paranoid schizophrenia is wrong, I don't want to be right! I think he needs the Timecube guy as his Veep. If paranoid schizophrenia is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

I think he needs the Timecube guy as his Veep.

]]> By: Hysterical Woman http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24902 Hysterical Woman Wed, 19 Sep 2007 00:09:16 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24902 He writes like a student trying to fill up a paper. He writes like a student trying to fill up a paper.

]]> By: Ultracity http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24907 Ultracity Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:25:35 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-24907 We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom! We must move forward… not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom!

]]> By: J Crowley http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25012 J Crowley Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:48:00 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25012 Arguably the best of his "Reasons" is #49: To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing. What's most amusing is that the website definitely took some effort. He really wanted to make it look professional, which seems a hilarious contrast to the actual contents. He's just so damned serious about being elected president, for the purpose of proving that the government is out to take his sexual mojo. And, of course, other belligerent and unintelligible things such as "To Prove the definition Kill in the Random House Dictionary of the English Language College Edition Larence Urdang Editor in Chief Stuart Berg Flexner Managing Editor in All Displines across the board through Military Intelligence." Arguably the best of his “Reasons” is #49:

To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.

What’s most amusing is that the website definitely took some effort. He really wanted to make it look professional, which seems a hilarious contrast to the actual contents.

He’s just so damned serious about being elected president, for the purpose of proving that the government is out to take his sexual mojo. And, of course, other belligerent and unintelligible things such as “To Prove the definition Kill in the Random House Dictionary of the English Language College Edition Larence Urdang Editor in Chief Stuart Berg Flexner Managing Editor in All Displines across the board through Military Intelligence.”

]]> By: zwit http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25069 zwit Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:58:54 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25069 I always find it a little sad to mock the schizophrenic. I always find it a little sad to mock the schizophrenic.

]]> By: Brennsa http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25122 Brennsa Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:51:04 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25122 I'm with this guy. Multiple sentences are for losers! I’m with this guy. Multiple sentences are for losers!

]]> By: zompist http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25179 zompist Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:36:23 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25179 You may laugh, but he's a Ph.D. Are you? Er, well, he <i>will</i> be one, except you know, he can only receive the degrees-- plural, mind you-- in a court of law. As guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC. He is also "the developer of a new United States Army Military Intelligence Buddhist religion for the United States Army". So, degrees, bald, Buddhist-- he's basically the black Agto. You may laugh, but he’s a Ph.D. Are you?

Er, well, he will be one, except you know, he can only receive the degrees– plural, mind you– in a court of law. As guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC.

He is also “the developer of a new United States Army Military Intelligence Buddhist religion for the United States Army”.

So, degrees, bald, Buddhist– he’s basically the black Agto.

]]> By: angel http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25555 angel Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:03:32 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-25555 HE'S THE ANTI-CHRIST HE’S THE ANTI-CHRIST

]]> By: Brett http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-33195 Brett Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:40:03 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-33195 WTF is he smoking? WTF is he smoking?

]]> By: dwoctor http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-37555 dwoctor Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:14:12 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/09/17/lee-l-mercer-jr-welcomes-you/#comment-37555 "To prove the United States Government is not a failing government in regulations but a failing Government in regulating regulations for the administration in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International." "To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too" "Governor William Perry is killing me and my family very seriously" What is wrong with this man? “To prove the United States Government is not a failing government in regulations but a failing Government in regulating regulations for the administration in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.”

“To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too”

“Governor William Perry is killing me and my family very seriously”

What is wrong with this man?

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