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Lee L. Mercer Jr. Welcomes You

Mercer For President 2008

My Campaign Theme

The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international.

13 Responses to “Lee L. Mercer Jr. Welcomes You

  • 1
    Blitzkrieg
    September 18th, 2007 01:45

    Huh… wha?

  • 2
    Swifty
    September 18th, 2007 07:20

    Did he translate his page into Japanese and back into English?

  • 3
    Swifty
    September 18th, 2007 07:21

    “I will enforce the U.S. Government regulating itself with its enforcements pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.”

  • 4
    El Kabong
    September 18th, 2007 13:30

    If paranoid schizophrenia is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

    I think he needs the Timecube guy as his Veep.

  • 5
    Hysterical Woman
    September 18th, 2007 19:09

    He writes like a student trying to fill up a paper.

  • 6
    Ultracity
    September 18th, 2007 20:25

    We must move forward… not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom!

  • 7
    J Crowley
    September 21st, 2007 02:48

    Arguably the best of his “Reasons” is #49:

    To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.

    What’s most amusing is that the website definitely took some effort. He really wanted to make it look professional, which seems a hilarious contrast to the actual contents.

    He’s just so damned serious about being elected president, for the purpose of proving that the government is out to take his sexual mojo. And, of course, other belligerent and unintelligible things such as “To Prove the definition Kill in the Random House Dictionary of the English Language College Edition Larence Urdang Editor in Chief Stuart Berg Flexner Managing Editor in All Displines across the board through Military Intelligence.”

  • 8
    zwit
    September 22nd, 2007 08:58

    I always find it a little sad to mock the schizophrenic.

  • 9
    Brennsa
    September 23rd, 2007 13:51

    I’m with this guy. Multiple sentences are for losers!

  • 10
    zompist
    September 24th, 2007 15:36

    You may laugh, but he’s a Ph.D. Are you?

    Er, well, he will be one, except you know, he can only receive the degrees– plural, mind you– in a court of law. As guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC.

    He is also “the developer of a new United States Army Military Intelligence Buddhist religion for the United States Army”.

    So, degrees, bald, Buddhist– he’s basically the black Agto.

  • 11
    angel
    October 3rd, 2007 11:03

    HE’S THE ANTI-CHRIST

  • 12
    Brett
    February 12th, 2008 15:40

    WTF is he smoking?

  • 13
    dwoctor
    March 21st, 2008 19:14

    “To prove the United States Government is not a failing government in regulations but a failing Government in regulating regulations for the administration in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.”

    “To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too”

    “Governor William Perry is killing me and my family very seriously”

    What is wrong with this man?

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