Ahmadinejad strides the streets of New York, leaving darkness and brimstone in his wake, as America trembles in fear
Honestly, not only has the terror won in the “terrorists” sense, but the terror has won in the “when did the country becomes a big bunch of pussies” sense. I knew this was true when Ahmadinejad visited Columbia College and conservatives pitched such a shitfit about it, but I couldn’t put into words why this bugged me. Fortunately, a guy named Rick Perlstein worked it out.
Bed-wetter Nation | Campaign for America’s Future
I’m getting really sick of conservatives talking like the tough guys when they’re the ones that are being big goddamned babies about everything.

September 30th, 2007 05:07
You may also enjoy Piss-Pants Conservatism, an excellent assessment of the subject done by one of the writers on my site. If you’re interested in more, you can check out another post on how people have become more fearful over the last half a century written by me.
Let me know what you think, if you do check them out.
October 1st, 2007 18:51
Not only agree, but Perlstein took the words out of MY mouth too. I was sickened by the imeediate response of just about EVERY TV talking head from Chris Matthews to Wolf Blitzer trying desperately to write him off.
Unfortunately for them, he turned out to be a fairly eloquent speaker (kill the zionists and no gays in Iran aside, of course) for what was previously painted as a raving lunatic, and we ended up looking like the assholes when the camera showed our empty seats at the UN.
What? We’re now such pussies in this country that we can’t even listen like all the other countries did? “OOOOH, we didn’t even show up!!! You’re burned!!”
October 1st, 2007 18:53
…And let me add that the whole country has been on a steep decline since A1-AAA Captions went down…
October 2nd, 2007 08:48
I wondered about that “no gays” comment…the one clip I heard sounded like it could’ve been a translation error. Something like “We don’t have gays in Iran like you do here”, couldn’t that mean, they’re just not a visible part of the culture like they are here? Or did his speech further go on to clarify his position as nutty as everyone’s made it to be?
October 3rd, 2007 02:08
Now a Republican congressman running for President wants to introduce a bill (called “Restore Patriotism to University Campuses Act”) that would cut off all federal funding to Columbia University.
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h110-3675