This guy found an idiotic Half Life fanfiction, and then animated it:

“My husband doesn’t understand the benefit of a good foundation garment.”

Oh this is gonna waste my morning.

<bob> “In Luke 10:18, Jesus said he watched Satan fall from heaven like a flash of lightning. This may have been the catastrophe that killed the dinosaurs.”
<Freyja> hehehe
<Freyja> man, I really envy the crazies
<Freyja> science is so much easier when there’s only one textbook
<bob> gah, here’s one for you, mark
<bob> [If God gave us the KJV as an inspired translation, why would God not repeat the process again in modern language in each language?]
<bob> The question assumes that the A.V. was written in common or Elizabethan English. It was not. The English of the A.V. was specifically designed to receive the words of God in a language that could be understood by English readers. It is a pure language, untainted by secular meanings.
* zompist boggles
<zompist> not that it matters, but i wonder how they decide this stuff
<raven> I think it’s a bit much to suggest there’s actual decision-making.
<zompist> i mean, they just pull it out of their ass, but doesn’t anyone say “er, but why is that?”
<bob> heh rave
<bob> yeah, you kinda have to figure whatever voice tells them this stuff, they don’t ask back about the details

Seriously. One guy’s audio is like 250% of the other guy’s audio, so I could hardly bear to listen to the conversation–and for the most part that’s what it was, because only occasionally do they actually comment on the episode they’re watching.

Though it was kinda fun listening to the guy who does the Dr. Venture voice. The character’s voice is essentially his. In fact I heard him doing a Shell radio commercial once, that was kinda entertaining.

I’m feeling a certain inflexibility of thought that concerns me. I was in Target and walked past a Playstation 3 with a bunch of game demos on it, and I just wasn’t interested enough to slow down and look at them, because I’d have to read and figure out and learn buttons and crap. At work they’re finally going to get me a new computer to replace this steam-powered computation-engine, but I’m more concerned that I’m going to have to fuss with re-installing things.

I’ve kinda always not adjusted well to change, but this feels different. It’s a lack of my basic inquisitiveness, which I’ve generally taken as one of my best traits.