Okay, I suppose I can see the the writers’ difficulty in captioning this. But still…
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April 1st, 2008 15:55
A1-AAA/IADL would be a wonderful place to re-caption that photo.
Spoken as one who misses the feature. (If you’d like help rebuilding it, I have a few spare cycles here and there.)
April 2nd, 2008 00:23
Hey, let’s start with “bread tastes like bread.” It’s at least *true*. We’ll work our way up to “Holy Mother of Fuck I’m the biggest disgrace since the WWII internment camps.”
April 2nd, 2008 20:20
“Sweet Jesus on a flaming magnesium totem pole, that’s one Big Fucking Loaf!”
…Or not?
April 2nd, 2008 20:26
“What’s the glycemic index on this? Are you using sea salt or…?” “Honey, you’re supposed to be a Texas hick.” “Oh! Right. IT HAZ A FLAVR…”
April 3rd, 2008 01:27
For him, that IS an achievement.
April 3rd, 2008 01:51
Shows you how dumb Bush really is; if either of those women offered *me* something to eat, I’d run screaming.
April 3rd, 2008 10:16
“I could choke on this.”
“We wish you would.”
April 3rd, 2008 12:34
“Thank you; we’re ready to order now…”
April 3rd, 2008 16:24
After acknowledging the taste of bread, Mr. Bush was called upon to acknowledge the taste of flowers in another obscure Ukrainian tradition. Later, they requested he acknowledge the taste of shoe polish, in yet another previously-unknown Ukrainian tradition.
April 3rd, 2008 18:00
“I acknowledge the taste of your bread and as such the great American people recognize your relevance, babushka woman. Now let us realize the dream of a democratic world with your bakery skills. AWAY!”
April 4th, 2008 15:12
Later, Bush demonstrated what 71% of Americans already knew — that he can’t tell Shinola from that other stuff.
April 10th, 2008 08:33
I provided that URL to a friend, who found this gem on the same site:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html
April 10th, 2008 12:39
“I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
Is there a higher-res version of that photo anywhere? I can’t quite make out what’s reflected in the glasses.
April 10th, 2008 16:15
Isn’t that the photo of Tom Clancy that appears on the back of all his books?