Comments on: “Acknowledges the taste of bread”? http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/ The occasional brainshot Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:57:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: ewhac http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38784 ewhac Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:55:26 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38784 A1-AAA/IADL would be a wonderful place to re-caption that photo. Spoken as one who misses the feature. (If you'd like help rebuilding it, I have a few spare cycles here and there.) A1-AAA/IADL would be a wonderful place to re-caption that photo.

Spoken as one who misses the feature. (If you’d like help rebuilding it, I have a few spare cycles here and there.)

]]> By: Samwise http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38839 Samwise Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:23:53 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38839 Hey, let's start with "bread tastes like bread." It's at least *true*. We'll work our way up to "Holy Mother of Fuck I'm the biggest disgrace since the WWII internment camps." Hey, let’s start with “bread tastes like bread.” It’s at least *true*. We’ll work our way up to “Holy Mother of Fuck I’m the biggest disgrace since the WWII internment camps.”

]]> By: ewhac http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38929 ewhac Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:20:52 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38929 "Sweet Jesus on a flaming magnesium totem pole, that's one Big Fucking Loaf!" ...Or not? “Sweet Jesus on a flaming magnesium totem pole, that’s one Big Fucking Loaf!”

…Or not?

]]> By: ewhac http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38930 ewhac Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:26:17 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38930 "What's the glycemic index on this? Are you using sea salt or...?" "Honey, you're supposed to be a Texas hick." "Oh! Right. IT HAZ A FLAVR..." “What’s the glycemic index on this? Are you using sea salt or…?” “Honey, you’re supposed to be a Texas hick.” “Oh! Right. IT HAZ A FLAVR…”

]]> By: Frenzy O'Dikplay http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38951 Frenzy O'Dikplay Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:27:05 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38951 For him, that IS an achievement. For him, that IS an achievement.

]]> By: Geoduck http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38955 Geoduck Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:51:31 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38955 Shows you how dumb Bush really is; if either of those women offered *me* something to eat, I'd run screaming. Shows you how dumb Bush really is; if either of those women offered *me* something to eat, I’d run screaming.

]]> By: fleeb http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38983 fleeb Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:16:39 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38983 "I could choke on this." "We wish you would." “I could choke on this.”

“We wish you would.”

]]> By: ewhac http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38988 ewhac Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:34:14 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-38988 "Thank you; we're ready to order now..." “Thank you; we’re ready to order now…”

]]> By: fleeb http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39000 fleeb Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:24:04 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39000 After acknowledging the taste of bread, Mr. Bush was called upon to acknowledge the taste of flowers in another obscure Ukrainian tradition. Later, they requested he acknowledge the taste of shoe polish, in yet another previously-unknown Ukrainian tradition. After acknowledging the taste of bread, Mr. Bush was called upon to acknowledge the taste of flowers in another obscure Ukrainian tradition. Later, they requested he acknowledge the taste of shoe polish, in yet another previously-unknown Ukrainian tradition.

]]> By: rJak http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39005 rJak Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:00:39 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39005 "I acknowledge the taste of your bread and as such the great American people recognize your relevance, babushka woman. Now let us realize the dream of a democratic world with your bakery skills. AWAY!" “I acknowledge the taste of your bread and as such the great American people recognize your relevance, babushka woman. Now let us realize the dream of a democratic world with your bakery skills. AWAY!”

]]> By: ewhac http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39075 ewhac Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:12:44 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39075 <BLOCKQUOTE>Later, they requested he acknowledge the taste of shoe polish, in yet another previously-unknown Ukrainian tradition.</BLOCKQUOTE> Later, Bush demonstrated what 71% of Americans already knew -- that he can't tell Shinola from that other stuff.

Later, they requested he acknowledge the taste of shoe polish, in yet another previously-unknown Ukrainian tradition.

Later, Bush demonstrated what 71% of Americans already knew — that he can’t tell Shinola from that other stuff.

]]> By: fleeb http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39537 fleeb Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:33:01 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39537 I provided that URL to a friend, who found this gem on the same site: http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html I provided that URL to a friend, who found this gem on the same site:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html

]]> By: ewhac http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39555 ewhac Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:39:26 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39555 "I'm having an old friend for dinner." Is there a higher-res version of that photo anywhere? I can't quite make out what's reflected in the glasses. “I’m having an old friend for dinner.”

Is there a higher-res version of that photo anywhere? I can’t quite make out what’s reflected in the glasses.

]]> By: Frenzy O'Dikplay http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39572 Frenzy O'Dikplay Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:15:32 +0000 http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2008/04/01/acknowledges-the-taste-of-bread/#comment-39572 Isn't that the photo of Tom Clancy that appears on the back of all his books? Isn’t that the photo of Tom Clancy that appears on the back of all his books?

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