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Archive for February 9th, 2009

Barely scraping by on $500K a year

It’s like some twisted version of It’s a Wonderful Life, where the bank’s in trouble, so George Bailey gets everyone to kick in money to help Mr. Potter pay for his yearly $35,000 ball gown budget. Ah, crap, now that I reread that sentence, it’s not a twisted version of a movie, it’s pretty damn close to what we’re currently living.

ginandtacos.com » Blog Archive » A NATION OF WHINERS AFTER ALL

Could an author, one presumably raised by humans and not by wild bears, begin a serious, non-satirical story like this?

PRIVATE school: $32,000 a year per student. Mortgage: $96,000 a year. Co-op maintenance fee: $96,000 a year. Nanny: $45,000 a year.

We are 1/4″ into the column and already the premise is irrevocably fucked.