A joke I’ve been holding in my head for years and finally it can be told
Q: What can you say about a Frenchman who pisses his money away?
A: He’s Euro-peein’.
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Q: What can you say about a Frenchman who pisses his money away?
A: He’s Euro-peein’.
April 19th, 2009 13:10
Who are you?! And what have you done with Greg?!
April 19th, 2009 23:59
Hey, you’re lucky I got it done quickly. If my Dad thought of that one, he could’ve stretched it out over eight paragraphs.
April 22nd, 2009 03:15
Let us all share our terrible joke-book-format jokes we have made up over the years.
Q. What do goth geese say?
A. Ankh! Ankh!
April 22nd, 2009 07:16
Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two – but how they got in there, I’ll never know.
April 23rd, 2009 18:54
That reminds me of the larger suite of hilarious which is:
What are you before you get to the bathroom?
You’re Rushin’!
What are you in the bathroom?
You’re peein’!
I’m sorry about blueballing you on the “what are you afterward” climax. Grade 2 was a while ago.
April 24th, 2009 17:48
What are you afterward?
You’re germin’!
(I have no idea)
April 24th, 2009 18:08
Heheh. I was trying to work something out myself, but couldn’t get it. I thought maybe something about Scottish, but that doesn’t really come together right.