<Craig> awesome obit — http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/azcentral/obituary.aspx?n=chuck-p-dimmick&pid=126515914
<SeanQ> gahaha craig
<Leth> beheheh nice obit
<Kyol> beheheh
<spinn> wow
<bob> heheh
<bob> they should’ve just said “in lieu of flowers, please take advantage of our 0.9% interest rate”
<SeanQ> “Boy, did this motherfucker like his NASCAR. And saving you money. Oh, yeah, apparently he had a kid, too.”
<SeanQ> “For the next seven days, get a complimentary “We’ll Miss You George” door stencil with any H3.”
<spinn> Come on down for our Lo-Fi for a Dead Guy event!
<bomberman> DEAD DEAD DEAD LOW LOW LOW
<spinn> blinking pictures alternate between a church, kids crying, and a new 2008 Hummer H2
<bob> Great Price! Slightly Used Cadillac, Only Driven Once
<Craig> WE’RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT NO MONEY DOWN ON A NEW ESCALADE
<SeanQ> “Speaking of stiffs, they’ve improved the handling and suspension on the new ’09 H3…”
<SeanQ> “This weekend only, put just TWO CENTS DOWN on a new Cadillac. Place one on each of George’s eyes and within the hour, you’ll be driving away in your new El Dorado!”
<Leth> “You’ll love reaping the savings!”
<SeanQ> “For five days only, it’s our Life Is Short and So Are You Savings Event. Get $1,000 cash back on any qualified purchase if you are six feet or under!”