Unconnected to my last post, though I’m sure it looks like it must be: the first panel of today’s Scribs actually happened, the second only happened in my head, and it diverges sharply from reality from then on.

The only limit…is yourself.

Jowlers.com | Shake It Up

They should require credit card access to this page. You know this gotta be someone’s fetish.

Namely, to just give out links.

There’ve been plenty of The Onion ripoffs over the years, but thanks to a link yet again provided by Bob, I’ve only now noticed Lark News, which is a worthy Christian stories version of fake news, and a whole lot funnier than that description makes it sound. They’ve been around for years, so I’m pretty late on this, but what the hell. They rise to the Onion’s level of humor and subtlety, which is rare for fake news sites.
Some of my current favorites are Little ministry bets big on Super Bowl ad and Iraqis glad to be free of Saddam, Chick tracts.

Crime Pays for Shit

I keep saying to my friends that we should do this–find some old comics and re-text them–but it’s just too intimidating, knowing Jay Pinkerton exists.

He’s editor for the new Cracked magazine, now. It’s interesting that he’s moved his site to jaypinkerton.cracked.com. Geez, maybe they need his traffic more than he needs theirs.

I’ll have an Avengers #12, whatever Alan Scott Green Lanterns you have, and…you have the right to remain silent.

Bonus track: your arteries also have the right to remain silent.

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