Trapezoidal Inclination » IRC bits http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp The occasional brainshot Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:27:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 DAMNIT CHLOE http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2010/02/16/damnit-chloe/ http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2010/02/16/damnit-chloe/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:53:01 +0000 spinn http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/?p=388 <spinn> I’ve been calling her “pinch face” for like three years now, the story finally needed to be told
<spinn> man just imagine that going lips-first into limbaugh’s airspace
<spinn> “CHLOE KISS RUSH LIMBAUGH NOW!” “I KNOW jack I am TRYING to do that you KEEP interRUPTing me” mwwwwaaahhhh
<Craig> I think her main tactic in doing her job is just to scowl the required data straight the fuck out of the mainframe

]]> http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2010/02/16/damnit-chloe/feed/ 0 You’ll Be Dying To Get A Hummer http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2009/04/27/youll-be-dying-to-get-a-hummer/ http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2009/04/27/youll-be-dying-to-get-a-hummer/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:50:41 +0000 spinn http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2009/04/27/youll-be-dying-to-get-a-hummer/ <Craig> awesome obit — http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/azcentral/obituary.aspx?n=chuck-p-dimmick&pid=126515914
<SeanQ> gahaha craig
<Leth> beheheh nice obit
<Kyol> beheheh
<spinn> wow
<bob> heheh
<bob> they should’ve just said “in lieu of flowers, please take advantage of our 0.9% interest rate”
<SeanQ> “Boy, did this motherfucker like his NASCAR. And saving you money. Oh, yeah, apparently he had a kid, too.”
<SeanQ> “For the next seven days, get a complimentary “We’ll Miss You George” door stencil with any H3.”
<spinn> Come on down for our Lo-Fi for a Dead Guy event!
<bomberman> DEAD DEAD DEAD LOW LOW LOW
<spinn> blinking pictures alternate between a church, kids crying, and a new 2008 Hummer H2
<bob> Great Price! Slightly Used Cadillac, Only Driven Once
<Craig> WE’RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT NO MONEY DOWN ON A NEW ESCALADE
<SeanQ> “Speaking of stiffs, they’ve improved the handling and suspension on the new ‘09 H3…”
<SeanQ> “This weekend only, put just TWO CENTS DOWN on a new Cadillac. Place one on each of George’s eyes and within the hour, you’ll be driving away in your new El Dorado!”
<Leth> “You’ll love reaping the savings!”
<SeanQ> “For five days only, it’s our Life Is Short and So Are You Savings Event. Get $1,000 cash back on any qualified purchase if you are six feet or under!”

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<spinn> they were asking for toothpaste, deodorant, that kinda thing
<spinn> I saw someone had a thing of Axe deodorant in there
<tie> snkkt
<spinn> and seeing in my head a freakin entertaining Axe commercial
<tie> that’d be a good commercial
<SeanQ> eight scantily clad coeds chasing him in a shopping cart
<spinn> scroungy guy with a tooth and a half hikes up three layers of dank hoodies to drag some axe gel over his wiry armpit hairs
<SeanQ> “We have some cans for you to collect, stud!”
<spinn> WHAM tacklehug
<tie> and at the end he looks to camera and goes “Fuckin’ spindle trousers government shithole table grass bacon fuck shit”. ‘cos he’s a crazy homeless guy

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<SeanQ> nice enough, but in the end, deeply unsatisfying

]]> http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/03/28/i-approve-this-message/feed/ 0 Sleep travel http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/03/09/sleep-travel/ http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/03/09/sleep-travel/#comments Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:18:18 +0000 spinn http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/?p=127 blackvipersrelm: someday I’ll learn how to stop and start time.. well.. stop and start my movement in time… that will be the day.. uh.. instant.. uh.. point in time.. uh.. whatever… I’ll get sooo much sleep at that point
spinn: heh, yeah. but that’s a little dangerous
spinn: (I have actually thought about the implications of that)
blackvipersrelm: what implications? I would simply become disconnected from reality as most know it
spinn: if you could stop time to sleep, and got into the habit of doing it, you’d subjectively age 1/3rd faster than everyone else
blackvipersrelm: hm… interesting.. so I would have to not only learn how to stop it, but also how to move within it, so I could go forward and get injected with nano-tech to keep repairing my body, so I may be older, but be in better shape than those younger
spinn: well if you’re just gonna invent things
blackvipersrelm: nah, someone else will
spinn: but if you just wanna talk time travel, sure.
blackvipersrelm: or that’s the hope
spinn: then sleep isn’t the variable, if you just inject yourself with Deus ex Machina(TM) brand nanobots
blackvipersrelm: so if I went forward, would I be able to ..
blackvipersrelm: huh
blackvipersrelm: that’s a good idea
spinn: well, you make your days 32 hours long, then you age faster from everyone else’s point of view
spinn: or you stop time to sleep, and then skip forward in time to catch up
spinn: in which case you might as well stop bending the laws of the universe and just get some sleep
blackvipersrelm: yeah, but they’d all be wrong, they’d all be aging at the wrong rate from my view
spinn: if nothing else, a mattress is much cheaper than your own pocket universe
blackvipersrelm: but who has the time?
blackvipersrelm: the pocket universe might buy you that
spinn: heheh
spinn: I think each pocket universe comes free with a mattress, actually
blackvipersrelm: nice
spinn: they understand the needs of today’s go-getting time traveller
blackvipersrelm: so I should try and get that created before the end of the day.. before I get on my flight.. perhaps I should also get a char-dog. Those things are good
spinn: snkkkt
spinn: SHOPPING LIST: [ ] Pocket universe [ ] Time-travel device [ ] Char-dog
blackvipersrelm: heh
blackvipersrelm: wonder what store carries those
blackvipersrelm: maybe something in the duty free

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In the meantime:

<agto> have I introduced you guys to the world’s worst metal band?
<agto> http://www.cockandball.de/media.htm
<agto> I so love them
<agto> dude’s voice sounds like a clogged toilet
<agto> http://www.cockandball.de/media/cbt_tampont.mp3
<spinn> gahahahah holy shit
<spinn> you are totally not kidding about him sounding like a clogged toilet
<SeanQ> wahahahaha
<SeanQ> shit, I’ve paid admission to listen to bands like this open for my brother in law
<SeanQ> except this guy has the whole reverb thing PWN3D
<spinn> it’s like there’s a big, basketball-sized frog on stage
<SeanQ> spinn, if you make it to the second verse, it sounds like the clog breaks
<agto> that’s supposed to be scary and threatening by the way
<SeanQ> he sounds like an ewok that fell down a cistern
<spinn> well it /is/ scary and threatening. I freakin hate getting the toilet clogged
<spinn> if the backup singers sounded like dripping water in my basement, I’d be shitting myself

]]> http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2007/01/17/hi/feed/ 5 How drunk? http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2006/08/18/how-drunk/ http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2006/08/18/how-drunk/#comments Fri, 18 Aug 2006 16:08:42 +0000 spinn http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/?p=62 <spinn> I wonder how much a breathalizer test costs, assuming you don’t get one for free from a cop
<spinn> I’d like to get a certain amount of drunk and see what my blood alcohol is, to know what 0.08 feels like exactly
<tieboy> looks like a breathalizer cost about $40 on amazon
<spinn> hm.
<bob> paypal it and put the video on the forums
<bob> i don’t have paypal but i’d send you five bucks
<spinn> yeah, I could make a story out of this, but eh
<spinn> really the point is “what’s that blood alcohol level feel like” and that’s only of interest to me specifically
<spinn> though I do enjoy some of these ebay auction titles for them
<spinn> *ALCOHOL DETECTOR* Breathalyser perfect gift
<spinn> alcohol breathalizer tester lovely gadget DRIVE SAFELY
<Craig> greg — 0.08 feels a lot less drunk than you would think
<Craig> when you feel drunk, you’re usually in the double digits
<spinn> yeah, I know about three levels of alcohol feeling
<spinn> would like to find out what each is
<tieboy> 1) relaxed. 2) buzzed. 3) happy. 4) funny. 5) amorous. 6) out-going. 7) horny. 8) annoying. 9)embarrassing. 10) depressed 11) violent 12) rapey
<tieboy> that’s why I stop at 11 drinks

]]> http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2006/08/18/how-drunk/feed/ 4 Somebody tell me when it’s over http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2006/07/05/somebody-tell-me-when-its-over/ http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/2006/07/05/somebody-tell-me-when-its-over/#comments Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:37:28 +0000 spinn http://www.spinnwebe.com/wp/?p=21 <Lore> Also, have we seen the latest eeriest fucking thing ever?
<Lore> http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/index.htm
<spinn> oh geez. why?
<Craig> oh, those masks give me nightmares
<Lore> For some reason this is even creepier than the anime version of this.
<spinn> oh god.
<spinn> COMICS.
<spinn> oh man oh man
<Lore> Oh, I missed those!
<spinn> okay. the masks are disturbing but
<spinn> READ THE COMICS
<spinn> I got through four. then I closed the browser, turned off the monitor, and moved it to someone else’s desk
<Lore> NOW YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! KISS ME!
<Craig> oh dear
<Craig> oh d-d-d-dear dear
<Craig> “this lock will seal you in until I let you go”
<Craig> I never want to hear those words
* Leth puts his house on the market, looks for flights to Guyana
<Leth> must…escape…horror

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